I’ve watched this 19 times this morning. pic.twitter.com/zsdt4vN7DU
— Tashy McTashface (@TashP351) January 7, 2022
Wheels on a shopping trolley be like pic.twitter.com/cCkFmOickc
— Dubzky (@dubzkis) December 11, 2021
Every BBC series about the universe. pic.twitter.com/pByfozoTpS
— Seán Burke (@SeanBurkeShow) December 10, 2021
Did anyone else notice this about The Bill’s theme tune?! Well Harriet Dyer (@HarrietDyerCom) certainly has… pic.twitter.com/qEH4gftjfi
— Russell Howard Hour (@howardhour) November 22, 2021
Edvard Monster Munch pic.twitter.com/dxW5AQ85Hd
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) October 21, 2021
I walked into the car showroom and said, “I want to buy a Vauxhall.”
The salesman said, “A little Corsa?”
I said, “Ok ya bastard, I want to buy a feckin Vauxhall” 🙄
Morning all 👋
— Brookranger (@Brookranger) October 4, 2021
Update on this motherfuckin hing ~ it’s like a 2 bar mini electric fire under a circular saw and I still don’t have fuckin candy floss.
— Witchy (@WitchyOfG21) September 28, 2021
#OnThisDay in 1988: “I’ve come to warn you, in three million years you’ll be dead” #RedDwarf https://t.co/S75gxCm4b3 pic.twitter.com/NGC91Kn9dN
— Red Dwarf (@RedDwarfHQ) September 27, 2021
Aye y’all! Somebody won the milk crate challenge! Whole hood bet on Tee. Tee got paid ❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/6OMOyrGyQv
— 0-41 (@runtelldatbish) August 18, 2021
Read this thread if you’ve got some spare time
Good morning to everyone except my dad who has been telling people I have 40,000 followers “on Tinder”.
— Joanna Hardy-Susskind (@Joanna__Hardy) August 12, 2021
It’s an honour to be elected President of the Secrets Club. I can’t tell you how happy I am.
— Gareth George – Groan Man 🏴🇪🇺🤣 (@groanman2020) June 12, 2021
I’m pretty much indifferent to flags tbh. Although I like the Swiss flag. Which is a big plus.#flags
— Hannah O’Hanrahahanrahan (@buntyhoven) March 25, 2021
smdh 😔 pic.twitter.com/47bbuoGb3Z
— Inside Gaming (@InsideGaming) March 15, 2021
My wife Lola will be selling her crocheted dolls in the precinct this Saturday, all proceeds to the drop-in-centre. For God’s sake buy one, she’s made 600 of the bloody things. They’re all over the house. Every time I open the airing cupboard it’s like being attacked by Chucky. pic.twitter.com/Qi4iB0uBS5
— Councillor Rowan Battley (@CllrBattley) February 11, 2021
On this day 1997 Pete Doherty formed The Libertines pic.twitter.com/Jwe6K3nPHo
— JB Barrington (@JB_Barrington) January 24, 2021
can’t stop watching pic.twitter.com/PeoB7SzgIY
— Flo & Joan (@FloandJoan) December 23, 2020
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) December 24, 2020
bee found my weed pic.twitter.com/A4ZwyYR10Q
— Chris (@qrisjames) December 22, 2020
— Mr. Victor Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) December 20, 2020
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) December 8, 2020
— Viz Comic (@vizcomic) December 6, 2020
not convinced pic.twitter.com/iwklA76uaW
— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) December 2, 2020
Curious, isn’t it, how a simple typo can launch a successful venture? For example I’ve had a LOT of success with my dog-wanking business
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) November 9, 2020
I’m looking for someone who can advise about the condensation issues in my house.
Call round any time, the kettle’s always on.
— Hemsy (@PhillHemsworth) October 22, 2020
Trying to write another funny joke about giving Helium to my Sheep, but i’m worried that I may have set the Baa too High.
— Alf (@whoelsebutalf) October 24, 2020
https://t.co/X3OJdKZgwU pic.twitter.com/SiytJym7hk
— Viz Comic (@vizcomic) October 12, 2020
Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self.
Don’t forget to wear your masks, kids. pic.twitter.com/RBd3X1AayD
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) October 7, 2020
Absolutely Perfect: The San Diego Zoo Just Totally Stuck It To Donald Trump By Putting An Orange Wig On A Giraffe And Blowing It Up With Dynamite https://t.co/iicmuqbeMG
— ClickHole (@ClickHole) October 1, 2020
What you having for your tea? Sound on. pic.twitter.com/fiWkpKuwfi
— Greig Johnson (@GreigARJohnson) September 28, 2020
It remains Vid of the Year. pic.twitter.com/WJHlbq0RMY
— trevor beattie (@trevorbmbagency) September 22, 2020
[Phone]
– Hi is that Paul Eggleston?
– Yes, speaking.
– This is Burt Bacharach. Can I call you ‘Egg’?
– Sure. Can I call you ‘Bac’?
– Of course, sorry. Bye.— Paul Eggleston (@pauleggleston) September 22, 2020
Sean Connery wasn’t just upset when his bookcase collapsed, he was beside his shelf.
— Alf (@whoelsebutalf) September 18, 2020
I’ve only just started making trousers for stilt-walkers but I’m already making large strides
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) September 17, 2020
Skills pic.twitter.com/5C741pEv0a
— Reverend&TheMakers 💙 (@Reverend_Makers) September 15, 2020
Godzilla being granted Japanese citizenship pic.twitter.com/HVmLuTAV6y
— HedorahTOP (@Htop_Gunder) August 31, 2020
My Facebook stalker died recently.
I wont be seeing the likes of him anymore.— Alf (@whoelsebutalf) August 25, 2020
My proudest block yet 😂 pic.twitter.com/83XUAIpF96
— Jacob Manby #BLM (@JacobManby) August 15, 2020
I’ll just keep adding to this page