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nico
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 Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 11:37 am Post subject: The nun & the soldier |
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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide
under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,"
Sister, have you seen a soldier ?"
The nun replied, "He went that way ."
After the Military Polices ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt
and said :
" I can't thank you enough Sister.You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ..."
The nun said, "I understand completely.
"The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs !
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls . . . . I don't want to go to Iraq either." ! ! ! ! ! ! |
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maycm
'cheeky banana'
Joined: 29 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 11:40 am Post subject: |
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B'dum tish!! Nice one.  |
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faceless
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:18 pm Post subject: |
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| haha, I like that |
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