Overheard nuggets of wisdom

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I was second in the queue at McDonald's behind a middle-aged man who seemed to have a problem ordering:

Man: I want a cheese burger, but without the cheese.

Employee: So... you want a hamburger, ok.

Man: Yes, I want a hamburger but I dont want any cheese on it.

Employee: Yes, that's a hamburger.

Man: And it hasn't got cheese?

Employee: No

Man: Ok, I'll have a hamburger without cheese

- Lianne Wakeman, Birmingham, West Midlands

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Overheard in the card department of John Lewis. Member of staff answers the phone and says: "Sorry Madam we do not do Passover cards but we do have condolence cards."

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A couple of crackers there