Survivor: Teacher

[Skylace]

Now if this isn't reality TV, I don't know what is!!!

Next Season on Survivor

Three businessmen and three businesswomen will
be dropped in an elementary school classroom for 1
school year. Each business person will be provided
with a copy of his/her school district's curriculum,
and a class of 28 - 32 students.

Each class will have a minimum of five
learning-disabled children, three with A.D.D., one
gifted child, and two who speak limited English. Three
students will be labeled with severe behavior
problems.

Each business person must complete lesson plans at
least 3 days in advance, with annotations for
curriculum objectives and modify, organize, or create
their materials accordingly. They will be required to
teach students, handle misconduct, implement
technology, document attendance, write referrals,
correct homework, make bulletin boards, compute
grades, complete report cards, document benchmarks,
communicate with parents, and arrange parent
conferences. They must also stand in their doorway
between class changes to monitor the hallways.

In addition, they will complete fire drills, tornado
drills, and Code Red drills for shooting attacks
each month.

They must attend workshops, faculty meetings,and
attend curriculum development meetings. They must also
tutor students who are behind and strive to get their
2 non-English speaking children proficient enough to
take the Terra Nova and PSSA tests. If they are sick
or having a bad day they must not let it show.

Each day they must incorporate reading, writing, math,
science, and social studies into the program. They
must maintain discipline and provide an educationally
stimulating environment to motivate students at all
times. If all students do not wish to cooperate,
work, or learn, the teacher will be held responsible.

The business people will only have access to the
public golf course on the weekends, but with their new
salary, they may not be able to afford it. There will
be no access to vendors who want to take them out to
lunch, and lunch will be limited to thirty minutes,
which is not counted as part of their work day. The
business people will be permitted to use a student
restroom, as long as another survival candidate can
supervise their class.

If the copier is operable, they may make copies of
necessary materials before, or after, school. However,
they cannot surpass their monthly limit of copies.
The business people must continually advance their
education, at their expense, and on their own time.
The winner of this Season of Survivor will be allowed
to return to their job.
___________

The following season will be "Survivor: Mothers"

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I just saw an episode of Survivor:Israel on a torrent site. I left a comment asking whether if they wanted genuine REALITY tv the contestants should be sent into Gaza to see how long they survived the bombing.

Some people have no sense of humour!!

haha