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[eefanincan]

Shame he died, although like face, I wasn't much of a fan. I knew he had sarcoidosis as well and think that probably affected his lungs and obviously made recovery from pneumonia impossible.

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News just in, Britney Spears is an anagram of Presbyterian...

thanks to Madge off Neighbours on Buzzcocks for that!

[Skylace]

Shock horror!

[eefanincan]

Well, if that wasn't stating the obvious......... And so what if he's gay? Really, does it matter to his singing ability?

BTW -- he looks really sort of freakish to me and a lot different than when he was on American Idol. Almost like he's had a ton of plastic surgery and permanent makeup. Guess it's obvious I'm not a "Claymate"

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Out of control Kerry Katona slurs her way through an interview on This Morning
She admitted she is still smoking, despite reports she was warned that it could cause her nipples to fall off.

full story HERE

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[maycm]

I have to say although she slurs her words she seems fairly lucid to me - I think this could be one of those genuine cases of being truthful about prescription meds.

That said, from what I have read her life seems something of a train wreck so far. I see further self destruction down the line.

Her entry on Wikipedia says it all….

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But her nipples might fall off if she smokes! That's like a curse from the Bible... haha

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This is the new column by one of Britain's greatest exports, the wonder that is Peaches Geldof. It has been majorly panned by just about everyone who's read it, and apparently the moderators deleted 100s of other comments...

There's one by a user called Chairman Lmao, and that name itself is more entertaining than her entire article.

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Guys just want me for sex or money, says Paris Hilton

Well they're not exactly going to want her for her brains are they?

Read the whole story (if you really need to!) HERE

[SpursFan1902]

I wasn't giving Paris enough credit....I didn' think she knew!!

[eefanincan]

I don't think she does, Spurs --- I think they're hoping she'll read the headline and figure it out (I'll admit, I couldn't bear to read the article)

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Top 10 Bad Celebrity Boob Jobs
The Daily Mirror


Former Olympic swimming champion Sharon Davies' boobs look like two tennis balls in a pair of socks. We don't think these would keep her afloat in the pool anymore.


Former porn star Jenna Jameson's misshapen fake shirt potatoes appear to have taken on a life of their own. That's the strangest cleavage we've seen for quite some time.


No sorry, THIS is the strangest cleavage we're seen lately. Actress Tori Spelling is doing a fine job of pretending she doesn't care that her boobs now resemble two badly-shaped mounds of Pla-Doh.


It's not just women who go under the knife. We suspect that Desperate Housewives hunk Jesse Metcalfe may have had some pec implants. Seriously, do they look normal to you?


Just to show that boob jobs aren't all about size, here Kimberley Stewart proves that even smaller implants can still look rubbish.


The late lamented Lolo Ferrari however went to the other extreme and with the help of surgeons who should be ashamed of themselves, became the owner of the largest breasts in the world.


Transformers actress Megan Fox er, transformed her chest with an op that now makes her breasts look a pair of spaniel's ears.


Oh Whitney. Were you on drugs when you decided to have two grapefruit halves stuck on your ribcage?


Victoria Beckham waved goodbye to natural-looking breasts some time ago too.


And finally, Britain's own queen of boob jobs, who's literally made a career on the back of them. Katie 'Jordan' Price has gone under the knife a whopping five times, but now says she's finally happy with the way her breasts look. Well, we guess fake is fine by you then, sweetie.

What a cracking piece of journalism! I'd not heard the phrase 'shirt potatoes' before... haha

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Vinnie Jones 'arrested' after bar room brawl
By Patrick Sawer
06 Dec 2008

Vinnie Jones, the footballer turned actor, has been arrested in the United States after being hit with a glass in a bar brawl, it was reported. He was taken to the Sanford USD Medical Centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, after suffering from injuries to his head and nose during the fight, medical staff said. A hospital spokeswoman said: "He was brought in for observation. He had a laceration of the head and a nasal injury. He has since been discharged."

Jones, who starred in Guy Ritchie's film Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, was injured when a fight broke out in Wiley's Tavern. Juan Barrera told the Sioux Falls Argus Leader that the actor tried to join him and his friends in a pool game, but got angry when one of the men asked about his role in X-Men 3. He said: "He got offended by that, and he started pushing my other friends around. He said he's been in so many other movies or whatever."

Mr Barrera told the newspaper that one of the men smashed Jones in the face with a beer glass in self-defence. A senior police officer at Minnehaha County Jail said he could not confirm reports that Jones and the other man involved in the fight had both been arrested and charged with assault.

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The second video shows him attacking for no good reason. He'll need to watch his back when he's in Britain, because there will be thousands of people ready to knock him out just for the fun of it. He looks like a shit fighter too - drunk and off balance like any twat on any high street on a Friday night.

Vinnie Jones, why don't you come home? haha

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The five maddest celeb blog posts
The Guardian,
Saturday 13 December 2008

Kanye West
REGARDLESS OF HOW MUCH LIGHT I PUT OUT, THERE ARE PEOPLE WORKING JUST AS HARD TO ONLY DELIVER DARKNESS. IF YOU LISTEN TO MY MUSIC, HOW COULD I DELIVER SO MANY POSITIVE UPLIFTING MESSAGES AND BE THE MONSTER THAT THE MEDIA PAINTS. PAPARAZZI GIVE REAL PHOTOGRAPHERS A BAD NAME … LET US NOT FORGET THE PAPS KILLED PRINCESS DIANA.

Roseanne Barr
Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin').

Courtney Love
some people however loathesome, however lizardlike, can inspire me, like i could NEVER write a word about that Gollum … i tried just to get out of my comfort zone, and heres what came out everything about you is gross and i cant think of another word. vomit vomit vomit. ugh ugh ugh. i mean i pushed really really hard! but nothing came out just a stillborn ectopic fried piece of gristle,. i let that cretin touch my TITS? my majestic fabulous TITS? (oh speaking fabulous tits, Pamela dropped by 3 nights ago) …

Jamie Lee Curtis
Thank you Barack Obama. Thank you for four years ago making me say out-loud, "Why can't he be our candidate?" Thank you for beating that maver-"ICK" and his running date ... Thank you for recognizing the needle and the damage done. The needle — our addiction to more, better, faster, greasier, dirtier, celebrity lifestyles and prescription poisons and the damage done — the Economic Crisis, the Health Care debacle, the State of Education. This is AMERICA.

Jeff Bridges
While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it.

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