Answer a question, ask a question

[faceless]

That's an outlandish question and beyond the remit of this establishment!

Have you got any more?

[maycm]

I had two but one must have fallen out of my pocket.

Did you see where it could have rolled to?

[girldorksrule]

I think down the street.

Is this it?

[faceless]

If it has long spidery hairs and smells a bit musty then I think it might be!

have you ever had a inanimate pet?

[IRiSHMaFIA]

Yes I'm an avid collector of road kill.

Of all of the voices in your head, which is your favorite?

[Skylace]

This cute little guy right here!

Are your hands sanitized?

[IRiSHMaFIA]

Yes I continually use Purell hand sanitizer to avoid the skank other humans leave behind.

Fruit Loops or Lucky Charms?

[girldorksrule]

I'd rather have a lucky charm than a fruit loop.

Would you please pass me the butter?

[Skylace]

Yes. And thank you for asking so nicely.

Do you line your pockets with hot cheese?

[girldorksrule]

When it is cold.

Have you seen that new thing?

[Skylace]

Yes! And I just love it! Except when I hate it!

Shouldn't you be going to teach drama soon?

[IRiSHMaFIA]

If you haven't got it natural you'll never have it so I refuse!
Is it okay to use the AM radio after noon?

[Skylace]

Of course it is, but not after 7pm.

Do you have any banana's today?

[IRiSHMaFIA]

No bananas but a bowl of hairy grapes.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

[girldorksrule]

Because it is soft.

What is that awful thing in your hair?