Boo-ooobs

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Chessington Sea Life centre cover up Mermaid's breasts with bikini top
Workers at Chessington's Sea Life centre have covered up a Mermaid statue with a bikini top after visitors kept staring at her ample breasts.

According to workers, young (and old) male visitors to the centre were spending 'a lot' of time staring at the ample charms of an underwater mermaid statue. Bosses at the centre have attempted to prevent any further distraction by dispatching a team of divers to cover underwater temptress with a red and white bikini.

Manager Justine Locker said: 'We hadn't noticed quite how buxom Sally was until we clocked young boys, and not so young boys, spending a lot of time ogling her in the walkthrough ocean tunnel. Since then, none of us can avoid what is starring us straight in the face, so it's time for a cover-up'

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[Brown Sauce]

ffs

[Stones]

Poor Sally. She looked so proud of those! We should sneak in and burn the bra.

With special underwater fire.

[SpursFan1902]

We should, Stones! How ridiculous...

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