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Bat



Joined: 30 Apr 2006
Location: Top of the Northern line.

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 9:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skylace wrote:
Bat wrote:
Who went on a blind date with Bjork

Sorry Bat, looks like Face beat you too it. We need a line that doesn't rhyme with the first.


Er, good point. A line that does'nt rhyme with the first line.


There once was a man from Cork
Who some people thought was a dork
He said with a grin
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Skylace
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Joined: 29 Apr 2006
Location: Pittsburgh, PA

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let us begin
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Bat



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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then went on a date with Bjork.


There once was a RED named FRED
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Skylace
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 2:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who was totally fucked in the head
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maycm
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Joined: 29 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 2:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Though he tried not to smoke
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girldorksrule
Arrrrrrr...scurvy!


Joined: 13 Jun 2006
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 2:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mere oxygen made him choke
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Skylace
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 3:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And he ended up quite dead

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girldorksrule
Arrrrrrr...scurvy!


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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 3:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got pissed when she stepped in some poo
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Skylace
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

With a yell and a shout
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faceless
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 8:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and arms flailing about
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maycm
'cheeky banana'


Joined: 29 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Broke her shell and both her nuts too.


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There once was a man from Nantucket,
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Skylace
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

who liked to piss in a bucket
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Demonchild



Joined: 01 May 2006
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The urine would flow
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Skylace
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whenever he'd go
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

till he learned how to shake and then tuck it


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