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faceless admin
Joined: 25 Apr 2006
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:54 pm Post subject: Bloody corporate speak |
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This kind of crap is partly why I've refused jobs working in these environments. I'd seriously end doing injury to someone if I heard this crap day in and day out... haha but moving forward, let's open up the envelope and see if the cookie flies. |
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nekokate
Joined: 13 Dec 2006 Location: West Yorkshire, UK
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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Haha! They missed out my favourite one! When an idea is rejected: "Let's horizon that." |
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bay
Joined: 19 Jun 2008 Location: US
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:54 am Post subject: |
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OMG these are great... incentivise, PMSL...... yeah, I loff RIF. been there done that got the t-shirt... |
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Skylace Admin
Joined: 29 Apr 2006 Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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Idea Showers! What happens when they get a golden one? |
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SpursFan1902 Pitch Queen
Joined: 24 May 2007 Location: Sunshine State
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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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Ugh...part of the reason I will NEVER work in an office again! I will go back to fast food first... |
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bay
Joined: 19 Jun 2008 Location: US
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:34 pm Post subject: |
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Idea Showers! What happens when they get a golden one?
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OMG, falling outa chair laughin here |
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Brown Sauce
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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I always thought that drilling had something to do with pickin' yer nose.
Anything with "team" in it. Unless it is used in a sporting context.
For instance,
“Demonstrates a thorough understanding of liquid production techniques and sharing where applicable with the team, with any additions as required by each team member”. |
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