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faceless
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Joined: 25 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:54 pm    Post subject: Bloody corporate speak Reply with quote



This kind of crap is partly why I've refused jobs working in these environments. I'd seriously end doing injury to someone if I heard this crap day in and day out... haha but moving forward, let's open up the envelope and see if the cookie flies.
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nekokate



Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Location: West Yorkshire, UK

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha! They missed out my favourite one! When an idea is rejected: "Let's horizon that."
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bay



Joined: 19 Jun 2008
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG these are great... incentivise, PMSL...... yeah, I loff RIF. been there done that got the t-shirt...
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Skylace
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Idea Showers! What happens when they get a golden one?
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SpursFan1902
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Joined: 24 May 2007
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ugh...part of the reason I will NEVER work in an office again! I will go back to fast food first...
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bay



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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Idea Showers! What happens when they get a golden one?



OMG, falling outa chair laughin here
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Brown Sauce



Joined: 07 Jan 2007

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always thought that drilling had something to do with pickin' yer nose.

Anything with "team" in it. Unless it is used in a sporting context.

For instance,

“Demonstrates a thorough understanding of liquid production techniques and sharing where applicable with the team, with any additions as required by each team member”.
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