Royal Wedding guff

[Brown Sauce]

[faceless]

A cake made by Michelle Wibowo representing Prince William and Kate Middleton, at the Ideal Home Show exhibition, in London


US artist John Lamouranne has used eggs to depict Prince William and Kate Middleton leaving Westminster Abbey after their wedding


PizzaExpress have recreated the faces of Prince William and Kate Middleton made from pizza ingredients to mark the royal wedding

I'm just glad all this crap will be happening while I'm asleep.

[luke]

A cut above: Plumber Baz Franks has had William and Kate tattooed on his teeth. He spent six hours in the dentist chair having the £1,000 design etched on

[faceless]

oh very no! haha

[pirtybirdy]

A thousand pounds???? Really? I have quite a few interests in some celebrities, but I'd never spend that kind of dough having pictures of them etched into my teeth. I don't even think I'd spend the money to have a loved one's piccy etched into my teeth. What a daft bugger. lol

[khanie]

Plumbers are earning far too much these days....

[SquareEyes]

When they split, what's the plummer going to do? Have one removed?

[faceless]

As you go to bed tonight, spare a thought for the desperate lost souls who are spending the night on the streets of London waiting to worship at the feet of their Royal sacred cows.

The fact that the local council has chased all the genuinely homeless people from the area doesn't matter to them, they're Royallists and they demand their place in history! This is their moment to keep and retell as a painfully boring story to any unlucky bastard who ever happens to be stuck on a bus or a train with them.

It's enough to bring a tear to the eye.

[pirtybirdy]

They may not be homeless, but they are most likely mentalists who should be rounded up and taken to the looney bin for sleeping on the streets on purpose to catch a 2 second glimpse at normal people that shit and eat like you and I, but whom are put up on a pedestal as "special". My sister is going ape shit with this royal wedding too. I just don't get it. I like William and all, he seems to be a nice guy, but other than that, who gives a shit what he does?

[Brown Sauce]

your original royal wedding mug.

[faceless]

haha, good one sauce...


here's a shocking video that was CENSORED from tv.

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Palace bans Royal Wedding comedy
No jokes allowed
chortle.co.uk

The Royal Family has banned a comedy show about Prince William’s wedding. Plans for a three-and-a-half hour live comic commentary on Friday’s event have had to be scrapped by Australia’s ABC network after Clarence House made its unprecedented intervention. Prince Charles’s office reminded the public-service broadcaster that any use of the live footage in a ‘comedy, satirical or similar entertainment programme’ would be in breach of rules governing use of the BBC feed.

Until the last-minute move quashed the idea, the ABC had given the controversial Chaser comedy team the run of its second channel during the duration of the ceremony. The team are known for stunts such as breaching security at a conference of world leaders in Sydney in 2007, dressed as Osama Bin Laden.

Kim Dalton, director of ABC TV told the Sydney Morning Herald: ‘We're surprised and disappointed at this very late stage to be informed that any satirical or comedic treatment of the marriage of Australia's future Head of State has been banned. Clearly, the BBC and Clarence House have decided The Chaser aren't acceptable. We thought Australians would appreciate an alternative take on this major event.’

Other Australian networks are still planning light-hearted coverage of the wedding, with Channel Nine using Dame Edna Everage as a commentator. The Chaser's Julian Morrow said: ‘For a monarchy to be issuing decrees about how the media should cover them seems quite out of keeping with modern democratic times .... but I suppose that's exactly what the monarchy is.’

[faceless]

You must OBEY the Royals. Even though this is a constitutional monarchy where the Royals are supposed to have no influence on political matters.

[reject]

The soup runs were banned last night in London for our street community under orders of the Met....

[Skylace]

Is it over yet?