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piper99
Joined: 31 Aug 2009
Location: Middle Of Nowhere
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 Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:25 am Post subject: UK BUDGET |
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Well it's UK Budget day again.. nice to know goin bed later poorer than i woke.. heres a budget gag to distract you from the annual shafting that is comin this afternoon 
A GEORGE OSBORNE IMPERSONATOR WAS LOOKING FOR A LADY OF THE NIGHT.HE FOUND A REDHEAD IN A LOCAL CLUB. HE WINKED AT HER AND SAID: "I AM THE CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER, NOW HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH YOU?" HER REPLY WAS: YOUR GEORGE OSBORNE"? "IF YOU CAN GET MY SKIRT UP AS HIGH AS MY TAXES. "MY PANTS AS LOW AS MY WAGES, GET THAT THING AS HARD AS THE TIMES WE ARE LIVING IN "AND KEEP IT RISING LIKE THE PRICE OF PETROL, KEEP ME WARMER THAN IT IS IN MY FLAT AND SCREW ME THE WAY YOU HAVE PENSIONERS. "THEN ISN'T GOING TO COST YOU A BLOODY PENNY." |
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luke
Joined: 11 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:35 pm Post subject: |
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| it doesn't seem that long ago they had a budget, i remember baccy going up |
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luke
Joined: 11 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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my baccy has gone up 67p a packet!! thats outrageous!   |
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faceless
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| Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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| 67p a packet? What kind are you getting? I buy the Amber Leaf and that's just under £6 for 25g. |
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luke
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| Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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have you bought any in the last few days? it's £6.66 for amber leaf now in sainsburys - and they're usually cheap
i was paying £5.50 for 25g, nows its £6.17. three years ago i was paying £4.20 for 25g!
i remember when i was about 18 it was £2 for 20 lambert! |
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faceless
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Joined: 25 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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| come to think of it, I've not noticed any difference, but I wasn't looking (I'm so freakin affluent you know! haha), but I'll check tomorrow. I get it from the Tesco 24hr and it's usually about £5.86 |
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Brown Sauce
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
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| Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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don't you guys have any friendly smugglers ? I don't know anyone who pays for shop stuff.
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anyone know the price of a gram of coke ? |
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luke
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| Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 6:04 pm Post subject: |
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baccy has gone up again!
luckily, at the moment i can get 50g packs for £7.50 |
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