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PostPosted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 12:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Johnnywadd (Power User) at 2010-09-24

Yay!

I just got a divorce.


On the release of Civilisation V Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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This is to yourmamma said. Are you nuts most child perverts are black men. Try going to the jails and looking. There full of black men and they are nearly all child killers are sexual preverts. So you need to get off your white black thing. This is the 20 century.


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My favourite from today...

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Reply with: you killed your own, and dozens of Juventus fans you bindipping rat catching Cunt.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DomDoze wrote:
I know a poet that charges by the syllable. You really have to keep your eyes on the meter.


that deserves a small ripple of applause... Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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“I was clothes shopping with the wife when she picked out a short dress and asked me, ‘Do you think I could pull this off?’

'With your figure, I’d be surprised if you could pull it on’, I said


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 12:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Tea totaler George Galloway, who famously stood up to an enquirey by American senators does have one or two problems..............he has had a former life as a tom cat and he would shag a button hole in a fur coat.

nultygoestopartick.blog.co.uk


snort... haha
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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there were 11 arrests out of 1000 demonstrators. 0.011% hardly a majority.

Print the truth or don't print it

- Paul, Liverpool, 13/12/2010 9:52


The first sentence is bad enough (it should be 1.1%, not 0.011) ... but what about the second line? GAH!!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I can be anecdotally cuntish about this

From here


I've always thought that was an admirable trait in anyone! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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We run a restaurant in London & have been blighted by mothers breastfeeding their baby's in front of other clients. Along with other restaurateurs we have been keenly awaiting the publication of Dr Mary Fewtrell's study. As a result of this we can now challenge mothers of baby's of 4 months to stop breastfeeding & use solids or demand that they leave. Our legal advisors have told us our position is & that it could be argued in court that Dr Mary Fewtrell study has undermined previous arguments. All we are interested in doing is creating the right atmosphere for clients to enjoy their meal WITHOUT having to endure the sight of half naked mothers putting them off their food!

- David Webb, London, England, 14/1/2011 22:11


One of the comments on the Daily Mail article about this breastfeeding/weaning thing that was in the news today. It made me laugh but has caused outrage on some of the baby forum.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Those impolite mothers blighting society with their children must be stopped!
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheRealSteveDAy wrote:
My brother collects antique spoons. A bit eccentric, but he's a big hit with the ladles.


I didn't get this at first - damn these pesky eyes!
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

some edl twat on youtube wrote:
im NOT an retrad


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

whatsgonewrong wrote:
February 10, 2011 3:23 PM
is this the short end of the straw?


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gaiseric wrote:
24 February 2011 3:48PM

These phone-in shows always seem to attract right wing nutters


On a thread about Gaddafi calling in to a TV show and claiming Bin Laden is behind the revolution...
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Perhaps the jailing of these people will teach other people not to put televisions in ovens

- Niall, Edinburgh, 25/2/2011 17:17


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