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Skylace
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I'm a big fan of cheesy and corny jokes. Especially after years of working with kids and having to censor humor (to keep my job). Over the years I have told some good ones and also heard some great ones from students. So here is the place to share those cheesy jokes that are just so punny (or one that just make you groan and roll your eyes).
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A mushroom walks into a bar and asks the lovely lady sitting there if she would like to go out. She looks at him and says "I'm sorry, I don't date mushrooms". With a sad face he says 'But why? I'm a fun-guy!"
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Two atoms are at the movies. Suddenly one says to the other, "I've just lost one of my electrons!" "Are you sure?" asks the other. "Yes," replied the first atom. "I'm positive."
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A man walked into a bar....it hurt.
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And one of my favorites that a student told me one day:
Student: Isn't it amazing that after all the crap they've been through, they've still stuck together?
Me: Who?
Student: Your butt cheeks (giggles and runs away  ) |
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faceless
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| Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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| from the pages of Viz... |
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eefanincan
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Groan! Those are great guys -- big fan of cheesey humour myself, having worked with kids a lot..... here's my contribution:
What did the scarf say to the hat?
"You go on "ahead" and I'll go around."
What did the tablecloth say to the table?
"I've got you covered". |
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SquareEyes
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Oh dear... I can see a ton of old crap coming, such as:
Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
A: Hang onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow-job.
Ahem... Now I'll make like a tree, and leaf |
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| ahh, cheeky sexism... (again from Viz) |
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eefanincan
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Skylace
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| Good ones guys! |
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eefanincan
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Q: What do you call an Irishman who is bullet proof?
A: Rick O'Shea |
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"I've just had my planning application for some land turned down, ah well, best not dwell on it."
Gary Delaney |
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Skylace
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What do you call a ghost with an eating disorder?
Boo-limic |
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SpursFan1902
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So silly... these make me giggle. They are like the jokes my nephews tell me!
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eefanincan
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| Skylace wrote: | What do you call a ghost with an eating disorder?
Boo-limic |
Groan! |
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