Soup saves ex-wrestler

[faceless]

But what kind of soup was it?!

Good on the old duffer. A tin of soup (or anything really) is a fine method of self-defence. I had to use one once, and it worked a treat. I wouldn't fancy being skelped with one!

[pirtybirdy]

I love a happy ending.

[SpursFan1902]

Something thick and creamy...and yummy and fattening..oh I got sidetracked...a heavy, creamy soup for sure! That would do the most damage and taste the best when you were done. Fighting off attackers is hungry work...