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maycm
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Breaking news....
Saddam Hussein has been found guilty and has been sentenced to be shot, his last request was to name his own firing squad,...
...... so he choose Lampard, Gerrard and Carragher from 12 yards.  |
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IRiSHMaFIA
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| Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:39 pm Post subject: |
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| janbo1960 wrote: | | What a Final... collaborators v cowards!!!!! don't mention the war!!!! |
All I can do is :bow: :bow: :bow: to you |
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IRiSHMaFIA
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| Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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| maycm wrote: | Breaking news....
Saddam Hussein has been found guilty and has been sentenced to be shot, his last request was to name his own firing squad,...
...... so he choose Lampard, Gerrard and Carragher from 12 yards. |
LOL good one maycm  |
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faceless
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| Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:20 pm Post subject: |
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I just found this link and it looks pretty good:
http://www.monopolyfootball.com
You play the board game Monopoly and try to win a ticket to the final! So, that's about 29 hours left! haha |
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maycm
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| Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:16 pm Post subject: |
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Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very large shark.
Through her binoculars she could see it was Christian Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark!
The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them there in time. At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to death.
They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ...... It was the Queen calling them to the yacht.
On reaching yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship to other countries." She knighted them and sailed away.
As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!"
?That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and knows everything about our country."
"Well," Rooney replied, "she knows Fcuk all about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up?" |
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Marcella-FL
Don't make me pull this van over!!!
Joined: 01 May 2006
Location: KMC, Germany
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| Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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I so wanted Germany in the final. Now I'll have to root for France because I HATE Italy!
I had originally told my hubby he could invite his other footie mad friend over for the final since we have a 62" HDtv ... But then he had to go and call and leave a message on our machine singing about Italy! I knew he was an Italy fan but I cannot have him in my house during the final. It would get ugly.If Italy wins I'll just have to excommunicate him because I won't be able to stomach the celebration.
Hubby said it was ok. He hasn't wanted to call him back since the game ...
Thank god Brazil got knocked out or I wouldn't watch the final at all! I am actually looking forward to the 3rd place game more! |
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tasst
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| Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Just one comment Only one more day then it's over. Go England go. Prem will be starting soon. |
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IRiSHMaFIA
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| Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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| tasst wrote: | | Just one comment Only one more day then it's over. Go England go. Prem will be starting soon. |
One comment on your comment
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Marcella-FL
Don't make me pull this van over!!!
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| One question ... what was Zidane thinking with the headbutt? I feel sick! I HATE Italy - the diving bastards! |
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Griffo
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| Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:28 am Post subject: |
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Zidane should of headbutted him in the face. He had obviously said something to Zidane for him to turn around and do that.
That will be Zidane's only regret i think..not doing the job properly!  |
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maycm
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| Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:55 am Post subject: |
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| Marcella-FL wrote: | | I HATE Italy - the diving bastards! |
Having said that, the penalty awarded to France was missing only a double twist with pike to go through to the olympic final on the high board. 
Well done Italy - I thought they were the better team (though not the best) through the tournament, though the French must have thought their name was on the trophy when they had beaten Brazil. |
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maycm
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Griffo
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