Suck my udders!

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Mad Cow in 'suck my udders' shame
October 1, 2008

A new case of mad cow disease was discovered when a woman dressed up in an udderley strange costume started chasing kids around a theme park. Michelle Allen was arrested after she was caught causing chaos in the streets. The drunken 32-year-old even urinated on a neighbour's front garden and asked people to 'suck my udders.'

She had been hired to wear the outfit to advertise for a local "haunted trail" theme park. But she left the job to go on a drunken two-day binge. Judge Mark Wall at the Mooonicipal (sorry, we mean Municipal) court Ohio sentenced her to 30 days in jail for her own good.

"Michelle is pretty well known to us. She's 'struggled,' to say the least," he told the New York Post. But when she was taken to jail she really put her foot and mouth in it when she started shouting at other inmates telling them to "suck her udders."

Police said that the cow suit was all she had on and had to take her mugshot while she was still wearing it. And as that was her only form of attire she had to go to court wearing the ridiculous outfit.

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I think we've probably exhausted all the cow puns in the world by now - bullocks.

[Skylace]

Glad her last name wasn't Angus.