Driver charged with farting near a cop

faceless · admin Joined: 25 Apr 2006

Driver arrested after farting on police officer
September 24, 2008

A man has been banged up for farting on a police officer after being arrested for drink driving. Jose Cruz was stopped by police for driving under the influence of alcohol in South Charleston, USA. But when he was taken to the police station to have his fingerprints taken, police say he moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. Police at the scene of the crime remarked that the odour was very strong.

He has now been charged with battery on a police officer as well as Driving Under the Influence and obstruction.

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I'm not going to make any puns about the system stinking. Neither will I mention, gas, pumps, pigs in shit, or anything else!

Skylace · Admin Joined: 29 Apr 2006 Location: Pittsburgh, PA

This story is funny on so many levels.

nico · Joined: 12 Dec 2006

Ha ha, hi faceless, I am back again after a long absence.

It this story was not extracted from a tabloid, then it is damn funny. Pretty strong weapon against the police.

faceless · admin Joined: 25 Apr 2006

hi nico, good to see you back - please leave your note explaining your absence with me later... haha

the story came from The Metro... they come up with some great weird news items. I found the graphic elsewhere though

ItzMeRon · Joined: 15 May 2008 Location: Florida

I am sure the States Attorney is going to drop these charges after they stop laughing so hard.