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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:16 pm    Post subject: Tree Man Reply with quote


The man who looks like a tree
November 22, 2007

He is known simply as Tree Man. Since he cut his knee as a teenager, strange roots have been growing out of Dede, a 35-year-old Indonesian fisherman. Now he is hoping his life can be saved from his bizarre affliction.

Now, to be honest, we at Metro Online are not sure if we believe this, but you decide for yourselves. The strange growths mean he cannot use his hands. He was sacked from his job and his wife left him.

To help raise his two children, at one point he joined a freak show with other victims of peculiar diseases. An American dermatology expert believes he may be able to cure the warts on Dede's body. Dr Anthony Gaspari of the University of Maryland says that a rare genetic fault will not allow Dede's immune system to stop the spread of the growths. However, he believes a synthetic form of Vitamin A could stop the development of the warts.



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I saw a comment elsewhere asking how he puts his shirt on over these growths, and that seems a fair question!
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maycm
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bloody hell!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How terrible. I can't even imagine.
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major.tom
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't buy this one. It looks too bizarre.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

major.tom wrote:
I can't buy this one. It looks too bizarre.


If you look here under the 1932 part of the timeline you will see these warts don't just affect humans. It helped inspire the myth of the jackalope
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pirtybirdy
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, it sounds like this guy can still be cured. After that, he'll need a good haircut too.
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Bat



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How did he get his shirt on?
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bat wrote:
How did he get his shirt on?


Exactly what everyone i showed this picture to said! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been considering this important question and the only answer is velcro!
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pure skillz!!!11
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


Tree man' Dede demonstrates holding a pen during a news conference in Bandung. Dede returned home on Monday after being hospitalized for nine months to undergo surgery to remove the gnarled growths that sprouted from his hands and feet.

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That's cleared up quite a bit - good for him.
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luke



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thats a massive improvement!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And he had a haircut too!
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



That's a shame for the guy. There must be some way to clear it up if it is just warts though, surely.
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Twirley



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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm surprised there isn't a drug in the US market that he could take - they have drugs for almost everything else.
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