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faceless · admin Joined: 25 Apr 2006

LADETTE Lisa outraged animal lover Pete ? by killing midges in the Big Brother garden. She snapped at Pete, who feeds ants with jam: ?I?m sick of you. You stop me having fun, what am I going to do now??

He said: ?There?s better things to do then kill animals.?

Lisa replied: ?OK then, I?ll break things.?

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Fucking charming! Very Happy

lilycup · Joined: 30 Apr 2006

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heatmiser1014 · Joined: 13 May 2006 Location: Boston, MA

It does seem like Pete will coast to an easy victory if he keeps it together. Nothing seems to phase the guy. But c'mon, feeding jam to ants!! Even I can't swallow that one. The cheese factor on that is way too high!! What next, playing tea with his stuffed teddy?

Ally · 'Taffia' Joined: 29 Apr 2006

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Ally · 'Taffia' Joined: 29 Apr 2006

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Ally · 'Taffia' Joined: 29 Apr 2006

IRiSHMaFIA · Admin Joined: 29 Apr 2006

Wasn't Pete so cute about the ants and insects awwww bless Smile

That just did my head in he's such a caring person. That alone should have him winning because it shows his true character. He literally couldn't hurt a fly Razz

I just adore that guy and I'm so glad he's not into Lisa anymore. She's not worthy of someone like Pete. He's pure class and she's a stomping hard arsed foul mouthed cow.

Ally · 'Taffia' Joined: 29 Apr 2006

What is it with these girls? Day or night, Grace and Lisa have always got time to plunge a metaphorical knife firmly between their housemates' shoulder blades. In their absence, of course.

Coming into the bathroom, Lisa was ready to burst. "I've just been telling Mikey that I hate Aisleyne," said Lisa. Go on, don't hold back Lis.

"I f****** can't stand her either," agreed Grace, high-fiving her partner in slime.

"I get jealous cos she gets her tits out in front of Pete," admitted Lisa. In case we were in any doubt.

"Most guys, if they have any sense, wouldn't go near her. She's a dog," added Grace, sweetly.

"Have you seen her without her make-up ... she's a dog," agreed Lisa. "She has no class."

Grace said: "And she sat there and goes ... 'parp'."

"I do it, but I can get away with it," said Lisa, proudly.

"You do it, but you're funny," added Grace.

"I hate f****** Richard," started Lisa, after a pause, before launching into another tirade about another housemate.

"We ain't f****** bitches," said Lisa, moments later.

"We are," corrected Grace. "But Aisleyne is a bitch!"

Tomorrow, Grace and Lisa develop acceptance and love their neighbours. Perhaps.

Griffo · Joined: 24 May 2006 Location: Staffordshire, England

Alls Lisa does is smoke, swear and eat like a Pig, actually, that is probably offensive to Pigs. I can't stand people who eat with their mouth open and make noises like a Horse.

IRiSHMaFIA · Admin Joined: 29 Apr 2006

Ally · 'Taffia' Joined: 29 Apr 2006

Love is most certainly not in the air any more for Pete and Lisa as they began a bickering match with each other over a bit of harmless name-calling. And it didn't take long to escalate into a bit of a row.

"You called me a pig," said Lisa to Pete, who immediately denied it.

"I didn't call you a pig," he protested.

"You hurt me sometimes," said Lisa, obviously not convinced by Pete's denial: "I think a lot of you."

"And you hurt me too," countered Pete. "You can't take a joke and I think a lot of you as well."

"I can," shouted Lisa, keen to impress that she had as much humour as everyone else.

"No you can't," carried on Pete. "You are the worst person in the world ever to have a joke with. As soon as I have a joke with you, you start thinking I hate you."

Oh dear, could Lisa be having a knee-jerk reaction to Pete and Nikki's escapades last night?

Ally · 'Taffia' Joined: 29 Apr 2006

Grace has escaped nomination so far, and she'll be hoping it stays that way after learning of her massive unpopularity tonight.

The housemates could hear the vociferous chant of 'Get Grace Out' loud and clear as they waited for the eviction results. Unsurprisingly, the dancer's reaction has been to cry, cry and cry some more.

"You heard and I heard it," she sobbed, as the other housemates tried to console her.

"It's because I get into bed with Mikey and they think I'm shagging him," she said. Well of course it must be that, what else could it be?

Imogen tried to cheer her up, saying: "F*** them, they're just jealous. You're a pretty girl with a gorgeous body."

But her pal was inconsolable, retorting: "It's easy to say f*** them. But to hear people hate you that much..." She broke down again, and fell into Richard's big strong arms. Ah, those big, strong arms.

Grace then trudged into the Diary Room and stayed in there for, like, an hour. Crying mostly, but also talking about the reasons anyone could possibly have it in for her.

"They must have portrayed me as some slag or hoochie mamma, I know what girls are like," she said. "But I was just being myself. Maybe I should have been backstabbing like everyone else."

She seemed convinced her low approval rating had something to do with her fling with Mikey and rejected all other possibilities.

"Maybe I've been over-bitching but I'm sure I haven't. I don't s***-stir," she said.

"But I must be doing something wrong."