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Busty British tourist barred from casino because of her 'offensive' breasts
24th September 2007

A British tourist has been barred from a casino in New Zealand for upsetting fellow punters with her 'offensive' breasts. Thirty-three year old Helen Simpson from Nottingham, was wearing a low-cut black evening dress when a woman staff member at the Christchurch Casino told her to cover up or leave.

"She said I was wearing too low a top, which people found offensive," Miss Simpson said. "I was highly embarrassed - humiliated, absolutely humiliated. There were girls at the casino wearing short skirts that I think are nothing more than belts. I feel like I've been discriminated against for having big breasts."

Miss Simpson, a business manager for McDonald's who is in her third year studying human resource management, said the matter had been handled unprofessionally. "The most humiliating thing was that everybody knew," she said. "All the staff were staring and the group of guys that complained - I'm sure it was them - were smiling."

Miss Simpson has written to casino management saying she left feeling "humiliated, discriminated and highly embarrassed". She wrote: "Being well-endowed in the upper region is something I did not choose in life and something I'm certainly not proud of. Have you ever been shopping for a formal cocktail dress that is accommodating to a size 14 woman with the top half demanding a size 20?" Miss Simpson said it was discrimination. "You don't see women with too small boobs being criticised, do you?"

Her boyfriend, Chris Olivier, 34, said he had found New Zealanders polite, friendly people, and the incident had surprised him. "She'd changed quite a few times before we went out and I thought she looked really nice," he said. "It's just disappointing."

Casino chief executive Brett Anderson said he questioned Miss Simpson's motives in contacting the media and he would respond to her personally. "The person on duty at the time made a judgment call based on feedback," he said. "Perhaps it could have been handled a little bit better, but these are things I'll discuss when I draft a letter. It's not so much a matter of dress code than comments were received from people. I'm not going to discuss this through the media."

The Christchurch Casino's dress code makes no mention of low-cut dresses being banned, although anyone wearing jeans would be. It simply states on publicity material: "Smart, neat attire is required at all times."

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So many crap puns are whizzing through my brain!

[nekokate]

Instead of thinking of a crap pun, I'll just ask you what you were putting into Google in order to have happened across this story, Face!!!

*inclines head and raises eyebrows*



EDIT: Nope, I can't resist a pun! Here goes... *ahem* Looks like she went bust!!

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I was just searching on the Daily Mail for the usual daft bizarre stories and this one burst out at me - I thought it might be too much of a handful at first...

b'dum tish!

[Mandy]

Forget about jugs, more like jerry cans

[nekokate]

I thought of another!! *ahem* I hope she wasn't trying to join a game of Hold-Em...

[11antoniacourt]

I'm a 38 DDD myself and I'd way uncomfortable in a dress cut that low. I do think that in situations such as this, it is necessary to nip it in the bud early on, as the casino employee did. That way one avoids a simple misunderstanding escalating into a bust up.

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[SpursFan1902]

Yeah, we wouldn't want to get any underwires crossed.