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faceless
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Joined: 25 Apr 2006
PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:37 pm    Post subject: Great Tabloid Headlines Reply with quote
I just saw the headline 'Massage In A Brothel' on a story about sting being photographed outside a brothel in Hamburg and thought it was excellent. Laughing

If you know of any other good ones post em up.
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pirtybirdy
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Joined: 29 Apr 2006
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Maybe he was singing "Roxanne" to them. :-D
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popinjay



Joined: 02 Jan 2007
PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
"ASYLUM SEEKERS SPREADING AIDS"

Daily Express front page.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 11:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I was hoping more for funny, interesting wordplay etc...
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Mandy



Joined: 07 Feb 2007
PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Maybe it read : "ASYLUM SEEKERS AID SPREADING"
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eefanincan
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
That was too funny face! I love all those sorts of headlines.

Couldn't find any wordplay ones, but these are funny anyway:

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luke



Joined: 11 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
'fit as a fidel', on fidel castro getting better, spotted in the news of the world Smile
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Brown Sauce



Joined: 07 Jan 2007
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
years ago when Michael Foot had something to do with the ministry of defense, I forget what exactly and a quick peruse of wikipedia come up with no clues, the Mirror had this headline,

FOOT HEADS ARMS BODY ..

then there's always the beautiful

SUPER CALI GO BALISTIC CELTIC ARE ATTROCIOUS.
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