Gadgets...

[faceless]

* 64 megabytes of RAM with built-in USB port
* Built-in microphone for voice and sound recording
* Two pre-recorded audio fantasies
* Compatible with PC and Mac
* Headphones and USB cable

http://mylittlesecretllc.com/home.aspx

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That's right, it's a vibrator with a built in mp3 player... why has no one thought of this before?!

I've a feeling that there's a terrible pun about solo female performers hitting the high-notes lurking in the vicinity of this story...

[Skylace]

One of these was posted a long while ago. It is amazing what they think of.

[nekokate]

Do you have to plug it into AC?

[faceless]

I don't see it posted anywhere.

[nekokate]

It was a bad joke. I meant AC as in "a C"...

Now I'm off to hide in shame.

[faceless]

my reply was to Sky - I was getting a cup of tea at the time so didn't see your post

haha

funny that my answer fitted though

[Skylace]

[faceless]

I don't remember it being that item - but there's a big difference between seeing a vibrator and seeing one being used.

[nekokate]

[faceless]

dagnabbit! haha

Here's a gadget that might cause more of a buzz though...

New Microsoft Keyboard comes with key-logging built-in

Since the keylogger is built into the keyboard hardware, it is undetectable by any Anti-Virus or Anti-Spyware software! All you need to do to start logging, is to plug this new keyboard into a computer with a PS/2 (standard keyboard) port.

To retrieve the logs, you need to open up some text editing software such as Microsoft Word, Notepad, Wordpad, etc and type in the keylogger password. The keylogger password can be changed to whatever you like, but you need to make it obscure so that your normal computer users do not type it by accident. When you type in the keylogger password, the keylogger prints a menu on the screen, allowing you to download the logs and set the keylogger up. It’s very simple to use, and full instructions are provided. Cost £215...

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[Skylace]

[faceless]

How this 12inch miracle tube could halve heating bills
Amazing British invention creates MORE energy than you put into it - and could soon be warming your home
15th September 2007

It sounds too good to be true - not to mention the fact that it violates almost every known law of physics. But British scientists claim they have invented a revolutionary device that seems to 'create' energy from virtually nothing. Their so-called thermal energy cell could soon be fitted into ordinary homes, halving domestic heating bills and making a major contribution towards cutting carbon emissions.

Even the makers of the device are at a loss to explain exactly how it works - but sceptical independent scientists carried out their own tests and discovered that the 12in x 2in tube really does produce far more heat energy than the electrical energy put in. The device seems to break the fundamental physical law that energy cannot be created from nothing - but researchers believe it taps into a previously unrecognised source of energy, stored at a sub-atomic level within the hydrogen atoms in water.



The system - developed by scientists at a firm called Ecowatts in a nondescript laboratory on an industrial estate at Lancing, West Sussex - involves passing an electrical current through a mixture of water, potassium carbonate (otherwise known as potash) and a secret liquid catalyst, based on chrome. This creates a reaction that releases an incredible amount of energy compared to that put in. If the reaction takes place in a unit surrounded by water, the liquid heats up, which could form the basis for a household heating system. If the technology can be developed on a domestic scale, it means consumers will need much less energy for heating and hot water - creating smaller bills and fewer greenhouse gases.

Jim Lyons, of the University of York, independently evaluated the system. He said: 'Let's be honest, people are generally pretty sceptical about this kind of thing. Our team was happy to take on the evaluation, even if to prove it didn't work. But this is a very efficient replacement for the traditional immersion heater. We have examined this interesting technology and when we got the rig operating, we were getting 150 to 200 per cent more energy out than we put in, without trying too hard. We are still not clear about the science involved here, because the physics and chemistry are very different-to everything that has gone before. Our challenge now is to study the science and how it works.'

The device has taken ten years of painstaking work by a small team at Ecowatts' tiny red-brick laboratory, and bosses predict a household version of their device will be ready to go on sale within the next 18 months. The project, which has cost the company £1.4million, has the backing of the Department of Trade and Industry, which is keen to help poorer families without traditional central heating or who cannot afford rocketing fuel bills. Ecowatts says the device will cost between £1,500 and £2,000, in line with the price of traditional systems.

The development of the groundbreaking technology results from a chance meeting between Ecowatts chairman Chris Davies, his wife Jane and an Irish inventor, Christopher Eccles, while the couple were on holiday near Shannon in 1998. After the inventor showed the couple his laboratory experiments, Mrs Davies, immediately signed a £20,000 cheque on the bonnet of her car and handed it over to Mr Eccles. He later became chief scientist of Ecowatts' parent company Gardner Watts, but has since left after 'falling out' with the company, according to insiders. Sadly, Mrs Davies died three years ago, so she will be unable to share in the success of her husband's development of the idea.

Mr Davies, now 75, of Dedham, Essex, was unavailable for comment last night. But Ecowatts chief executive Paul Calver said: 'When Jane Davies whipped out her cheque book, it turned out to be a very good investment indeed. She and Chris were always interested in ecology and now it looks as if our heat exchanger system is ready to go on sale soon. We're producing a device in the next nine months to heat radiators. Most British homes rely on gas, and the Government has admitted there is a problem getting a substitute. Our device will help solve that.'

Sustainable energy expert Professor Saffa Riffat, of Nottingham University, has also led a team investigating the system. He said: 'The concept is very interesting and it could be a major breakthrough, but more tests are required. We will be doing further checks.'

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This sounds brilliant, and I'm sure if/once they work out how it does it they'll be able to refine it much more efficient.

[alan1254]

[faceless]

The Horny Remover

For those times when your Horny feeling begin to take over and you feel you may lose control. Grab your Horny Remover and breath a sigh of relief.

*Disclaimer - some horny feelings are too strong for the horny remover to properly remove. If you experience a horny feeling you cannot remove with the horny remover you should immediately satisfy your horny urges.

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this is apparently translated from the original instructions.

[luke]

its only a mouse, but what a mouse



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