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pirtybirdy
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Location: FL USA
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 Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:50 pm Post subject: Man Charged With Assault for Throwing Cheetos at Dad |
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Man Charged With Assault for Throwing Cheetos at Dad
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
DES MOINES, Iowa — A Des Moines man was charged with domestic assault Sunday after throwing a bag of Cheetos at his father.
Twenty-two-year-old Patrick Hamman was arrested after the bag of cheesy chips hit his father, Michael Hamman, in the face.
Police said the bag hit his father's glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose.
The police report said — quote— "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."
Police said Patrick, who lives with his father, admitted that he was on methamphetamine at the time of the argument.
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Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust.....LOL!!!  |
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major.tom
Macho Business Donkey Wrestler
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Location: BC, Canada
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| Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust. |
Oh, the humanity!
A box/palate of Cheetos would be assault. A bag? What if the bag was half empty? What if his dad had a glass of milk in hand? |
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faceless
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Joined: 25 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:11 am Post subject: |
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| major.tom wrote: | | What if his dad had a glass of milk in hand? |
You know how to put the FEAR in people eh? |
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maycm
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Joined: 29 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:10 am Post subject: |
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| Sounds like he was Ready Assualted. |
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nekokate
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Location: West Yorkshire, UK
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| Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:25 pm Post subject: |
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| It's amazing what you can get arrested for. Especially if they're members of the same family, surely that should be treated as a domestic argument rather than waste police time. Silliness! |
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Marcella-FL
Don't make me pull this van over!!!
Joined: 01 May 2006
Location: KMC, Germany
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| Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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meth addicts - gotta love them for the news of the stupid they provide us ...
So how big was this bag of cheetos? Was it the little single serve size? was it the king size? They better put warnings on the bags ... |
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SpursFan1902
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Joined: 24 May 2007
Location: Sunshine State
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| Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Marcella-FL wrote: | meth addicts - gotta love them for the news of the stupid they provide us ...
So how big was this bag of cheetos? Was it the little single serve size? was it the king size? They better put warnings on the bags ... |
I wouldn't be surprised if they did!! |
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girldorksrule
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Joined: 13 Jun 2006
Location: Walkin' the plank
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| Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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| What a waste of time. Let's not arrest him for the drugs, but lets bust him for throwing a bag of Cheetos at his poppie. Morons. I'd like to know just how they are going to make an example out of him...locked up for five years sounds good to me LOL |
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popinjay
Joined: 02 Jan 2007
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| Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:08 am Post subject: |
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| If somebody did that to me in the street, I'd want them locked up. I'm not joking. |
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Mandy
Joined: 07 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:17 am Post subject: |
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| This is a symptom of the break down in parental respect (for hitting your father) .. and also in parental caring (for wanting your child in prison or with a record to teach him a lesson) |
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faceless
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| Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:59 am Post subject: |
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| It's a symptom of some people being idiots, including the police for even considering the case - if it gets to court then fuck them all, seriously. How does a case like this benefit the public? By preventing them from the risk of maize-based-snack fallout? |
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Mandy
Joined: 07 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:11 pm Post subject: |
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It is called following the letter of the law ... and the police being sued if they don't do their job.
In a fascist society, that's what happens |
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Skylace
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| Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:24 pm Post subject: |
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| I want to know what happened to the Cheetos. |
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Mandy
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| Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Skylace wrote: | | I want to know what happened to the Cheetos. |
The police tried to collect them, but the dog eat the evidence. |
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Skylace
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| Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Mandy wrote: | | Skylace wrote: | | I want to know what happened to the Cheetos. |
The police tried to collect them, but the dog eat the evidence. |
It's always the innocents that seem to suffer in these senseless crimes. |
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