Woman jailed for testicle attack

 
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Lostinthestates



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:24 pm    Post subject: Woman jailed for testicle attack Reply with quote

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."
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Bollocks!!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

she must have nails like talons!

ooh me nuts...
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Lostinthestates



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds bloody painful! And then she wanted to eat them - clearly she doesn't have a nut allergy (poor joke I know!)!!!
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SpursFan1902
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That must have been one hell of an argument! I have been mad at boyfriends before, so mad I actually saw red, but I can honestly say I have never once thought of making him lopsided! What would even make her think of that? Once again, I am baffled by my own gender...
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major.tom
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She must be a ginger.

Laughing

(No offense intended -- this is a joke based on a previous thread, in case you missed it.)

It's puzzling how someone can do something so violent but deny being a violent person.
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eefanincan
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FFS... I wonder what she's like when she's got PMS.
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SpursFan1902
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

eefanincan wrote:
FFS... I wonder what she's like when she's got PMS.


Good God, Clear the Decks...PMS-zilla on the loose! I think that I would actually change zip codes for that week.
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Lostinthestates



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

major.tom wrote:
She must be a ginger.

Laughing

(No offense intended -- this is a joke based on a previous thread, in case you missed it.)



Not amused
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Marcella-FL
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How hard must she have pulled to get that thing off? I am just befuddled!
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alan1254
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that just defies the imagination
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Lostinthestates



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I guess she works out Very Happy
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Skylace
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It takes seven pounds of pressure to rip off a human ear. Clearly the testicles don't take much either!

That's just insane!
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Luther Blissett
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm thinking of mining my testicles.
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girldorksrule
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ouch.
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