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IRiSHMaFIA
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 Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:16 am Post subject: Rent-A-Midget Service Is Thinking Big |
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CHINO, Calif. If you think good things come in small packages, there are three guys in Chino, California, who'd love to hear from you.
The three run a party-planning service called "Rent-A-Midget" which books pint-sized performers who do everything from stripteases to stand up comedy.
Co-owner Chris Fetterer says he and his pals came up with the idea after agreeing that having a midget at a party definitely makes it more fun -- and now they book gigs for five performing little people in the Southern California region.
Rent-A-Midget is currently promoting cupid impersonations for Valentine's Day, where a little person dresses up and gives your sweetheart some flowers, as well as midget Superbowl parties where the performer serves drinks each time the favored team scores a touchdown.
Fetterer says the performers love being paid to entertain -- at rates of $75 and up per gig -- and he loves helping them.
In his words, "We make almost nothing off the events we do. We just do it because it's fun."
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Boab
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| Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:24 am Post subject: |
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Yellow card for that..............one more and you're off  |
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IRiSHMaFIA
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| Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:19 am Post subject: |
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| Boab wrote: | | Yellow card for that..............one more and you're off |
I'm just trying to keep everyone privy as to what's going on in the world?   |
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pirtybirdy
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| Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Wow! That is fantastic! I wish they were here in New York. My sister has a weird reaction to midgets. The sight of them make her gag for some reason. I'd love to have one come to her house and deliver a song-o-gram or something just for laughs to see her reaction. Oh, and yes....I still like to torture my siblings.......I can't be the only one.....lol! |
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IRiSHMaFIA
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| Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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| pirtybirdy wrote: | | Wow! That is fantastic! I wish they were here in New York. My sister has a weird reaction to midgets. The sight of them make her gag for some reason. I'd love to have one come to her house and deliver a song-o-gram or something just for laughs to see her reaction. Oh, and yes....I still like to torture my siblings.......I can't be the only one.....lol! |
You're not the only one, and I equally torture my mum to keep her on her toes  |
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Marcella-FL
Don't make me pull this van over!!!
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| Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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| I wasa ok with it up to the picture if the overweight dwarf in a g string ... you just gave me the heebie jeebies ... |
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Marcella-FL
Don't make me pull this van over!!!
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| Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:35 pm Post subject: |
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| and evidently adversely affected my ability to type ... |
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faceless
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| Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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it's the money tucked into the string that gets me!
bluurk! |
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girldorksrule
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| Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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| My eyes have been severely damaged. |
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IRiSHMaFIA
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| Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Marcella-FL wrote: | | and evidently adversely affected my ability to type ... |
I have the ability to do that to people without an overweight dwarf in a g-string. |
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