Hipfox - Woman chops off nipple, boyfriend's penis due to Va

[IRiSHMaFIA]

Dumaguete City, Philippines - A woman who got mad that her boyfriend of 12 years hadn’t gotten her a valentine’s day gift flew into a rage yesterday and chopped off her left nipple after cutting off her boyfriend’s penis first.

Reynato Reyes, 41, said that his girlfriend had wanted a wedding ring and had been asking for marriage due to stress and nagging from her mother who was dying from cancer.

The girlfriend herself also wanted to have children before she got too old to “play with them”, he said and her mom had hinted on several
Hipfox - Woman chops off nipple, boyfriend's penis due to Valentine's day gaffe
machete
occasions that Reynato was a loser and that her daughter would be better off without him.

Reynato said that if he had married his girlfriend like the mom wanted, she probably (the mom) would not have stopped nagging them anyway and he saw no need of marrying her as it kept their relationship much more alive that way.

He said the girlfriend, Loreli Belmonte, 32, had warned him that if he did not get her what she wanted after staying with him that long, then she would cut off a part of her body that he loved the most.

Reynato says that he did not take her seriously since she herself loved her own breasts and had forced Reynato to pay for her to get a breast augmentation two years ago.

Reynado says he immediately forgot about the threat when he went to work that morning and that upon coming back home from work later that evening, he found a gift-wrapped box sitting on the floor of his living room.

Just then, Loreli walked in from the bedroom and straight out asked him for “the ring”.

When Reynato failed to produce a ring, Loreli calmly walked toward the box, opened it and took out a brand new machete.

Reynato tried backing out the front door and was obstructed by a chair behind him. He fell backwards and hit his head on the arm chair knocking himself out.

When he came to, he was lying on a hospital bed with unbelievable pain in his groin.

He learned from the police as they questioned him that his girlfriend had indeed cut off her left nipple after cutting his penis off and had then proceeded to call the police and tell them exactly what she had done.

Doctors did manage to stitch Reynato’s penis back and he says he is ready to forgive and forget and would take her back as soon as she is released from jail.

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What a bloody lunatic.....her for doing it and him for forgiving her!

[6ULDV8]

Bet she felt a tit (in new & unusual ways )

[Skylace]

What an insane man. I can't believe he would take her back. He's more crazy then she is!

[girldorksrule]

He deserves everything he gets in the future for his stupidity.

[major.tom]

Wouldn't the icing on the cake be him proposing to her?

If he's crazy enough to want her back, I think they're made for each other. (2 peas in a pod, as the saying goes)

[eefanincan]

Forgive, maybe...... but forget?

They're quite the pair aren't they?