Lord Voldemort joins mile high club

 
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:52 am    Post subject: Lord Voldemort joins mile high club Reply with quote

"English Patient" star Ralph Fiennes is accused of having a "mile-high" fling with a flight attendant, the Australian Sunday Telegraph reports.

While Lisa Robertson claims she did not partake in any sexual activity with Fiennes, her Qantas co-workers disagree.

Two other crew members saw Robertson, 38, chatting with Fiennes, 44, and they waited for them to come out of the bathroom.

They then reported the incident to a senior crew member.

In a statement lodged with her employer, Robertson denied the allegations.

"While conversing with Mr. Fiennes during my break, I expressed a need to go to the toilet,'' Ms Robertson said in her statement.

"I went to the nearby toilet and entered it, he followed me and entered the same toilet.

"I explained to him that this was inappropriate and asked him to leave. Mr. Fiennes became amorous towards me and, after a short period of time, I convinced him to leave the toilet, which he did," she said.

Robertson was reportedly in hiding this weekend after being grounded without pay.

Fiennes was flying from Australia to India as a Unicef ambassador to promote awareness of HIV and safe sex at the time.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, well, well, ........ I really don't know what to say about that Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Um, she didn't lock the door? Sounds suspect, since it's the only way to indicate that the restroom is occupied.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

eefanincan wrote:
Well, well, well, ........ I really don't know what to say about that Smile


I do. Lucky biatch! Laughing Joking but he's one of my fave actors Embarassed
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
Well, well, well, ........ I really don't know what to say about that Smile


I do. Lucky biatch! Laughing Joking but he's one of my fave actors Embarassed

I was just grinning when I heard the story on the news. He's one of my favorites too Irish and if I had to be in a tiny plane toilet with him, I'd make that sacrifice. Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
Well, well, well, ........ I really don't know what to say about that Smile


I do. Lucky biatch! Laughing Joking but he's one of my fave actors Embarassed

I was just grinning when I heard the story on the news. He's one of my favorites too Irish and if I had to be in a tiny plane toilet with him, I'd make that sacrifice. Razz


So you'd not mind a snake on the plane then? cunning
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
Well, well, well, ........ I really don't know what to say about that Smile


I do. Lucky biatch! Laughing Joking but he's one of my fave actors Embarassed

I was just grinning when I heard the story on the news. He's one of my favorites too Irish and if I had to be in a tiny plane toilet with him, I'd make that sacrifice. Razz


So you'd not mind a snake on the plane then? cunning

Laughing Here we go again!

Nope, not a bit. Of course, I prefer it when they serve warm nuts....wait...um... Embarassed Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
Well, well, well, ........ I really don't know what to say about that Smile


I do. Lucky biatch! Laughing Joking but he's one of my fave actors Embarassed

I was just grinning when I heard the story on the news. He's one of my favorites too Irish and if I had to be in a tiny plane toilet with him, I'd make that sacrifice. Razz


So you'd not mind a snake on the plane then? cunning

Laughing Here we go again!

Nope, not a bit. Of course, I prefer it when they serve warm nuts....wait...um... Embarassed Laughing


LMAO Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
Well, well, well, ........ I really don't know what to say about that Smile


I do. Lucky biatch! Laughing Joking but he's one of my fave actors Embarassed

I was just grinning when I heard the story on the news. He's one of my favorites too Irish and if I had to be in a tiny plane toilet with him, I'd make that sacrifice. Razz


So you'd not mind a snake on the plane then? cunning

Laughing Here we go again!

Nope, not a bit. Of course, I prefer it when they serve warm nuts....wait...um... Embarassed Laughing


Laughing And here I thought you were pure and innocent shhh
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

eefanincan wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
Well, well, well, ........ I really don't know what to say about that Smile


I do. Lucky biatch! Laughing Joking but he's one of my fave actors Embarassed

I was just grinning when I heard the story on the news. He's one of my favorites too Irish and if I had to be in a tiny plane toilet with him, I'd make that sacrifice. Razz


So you'd not mind a snake on the plane then? cunning

Laughing Here we go again!

Nope, not a bit. Of course, I prefer it when they serve warm nuts....wait...um... Embarassed Laughing


Laughing And here I thought you were pure and innocent shhh


Aha you thought I was the doirty one of the group, but I forgot to tell you she taught me everything I know shhh
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
Well, well, well, ........ I really don't know what to say about that Smile


I do. Lucky biatch! Laughing Joking but he's one of my fave actors Embarassed

I was just grinning when I heard the story on the news. He's one of my favorites too Irish and if I had to be in a tiny plane toilet with him, I'd make that sacrifice. Razz


So you'd not mind a snake on the plane then? cunning

Laughing Here we go again!

Nope, not a bit. Of course, I prefer it when they serve warm nuts....wait...um... Embarassed Laughing


Laughing And here I thought you were pure and innocent shhh


Aha you thought I was the doirty one of the group, but I forgot to tell you she taught me everything I know shhh



Things are making sense now! Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

eefanincan wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
Well, well, well, ........ I really don't know what to say about that Smile


I do. Lucky biatch! Laughing Joking but he's one of my fave actors Embarassed

I was just grinning when I heard the story on the news. He's one of my favorites too Irish and if I had to be in a tiny plane toilet with him, I'd make that sacrifice. Razz


So you'd not mind a snake on the plane then? cunning

Laughing Here we go again!

Nope, not a bit. Of course, I prefer it when they serve warm nuts....wait...um... Embarassed Laughing


Laughing And here I thought you were pure and innocent shhh


Aha you thought I was the doirty one of the group, but I forgot to tell you she taught me everything I know shhh



Things are making sense now! Laughing


agree
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
Well, well, well, ........ I really don't know what to say about that Smile


I do. Lucky biatch! Laughing Joking but he's one of my fave actors Embarassed

I was just grinning when I heard the story on the news. He's one of my favorites too Irish and if I had to be in a tiny plane toilet with him, I'd make that sacrifice. Razz


So you'd not mind a snake on the plane then? cunning

Laughing Here we go again!

Nope, not a bit. Of course, I prefer it when they serve warm nuts....wait...um... Embarassed Laughing


Laughing And here I thought you were pure and innocent shhh


Aha you thought I was the doirty one of the group, but I forgot to tell you she taught me everything I know shhh



Things are making sense now! Laughing


agree


I'd step up to defend myself but it's all truth Cool
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
Well, well, well, ........ I really don't know what to say about that Smile


I do. Lucky biatch! Laughing Joking but he's one of my fave actors Embarassed

I was just grinning when I heard the story on the news. He's one of my favorites too Irish and if I had to be in a tiny plane toilet with him, I'd make that sacrifice. Razz


So you'd not mind a snake on the plane then? cunning

Laughing Here we go again!

Nope, not a bit. Of course, I prefer it when they serve warm nuts....wait...um... Embarassed Laughing


Laughing And here I thought you were pure and innocent shhh


Aha you thought I was the doirty one of the group, but I forgot to tell you she taught me everything I know shhh



Things are making sense now! Laughing


agree


I'd step up to defend myself but it's all truth Cool


You forgot to tell her you've a degree in carnel knowledge? Laughing
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