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faceless
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Perm! I said I wanted a perm!
Friday, February 2, 2007
As far as hair treatments go, it sounds like a load of bull but a new product is available that is enough to make your hair stand on end – it's made from bull's semen. An upmarket hairdresser's has taken a leaf out of Cameron Diaz's book – her character used sperm to style her hair in comedy There's Something About Mary. The 45-minute intense conditioning treatment uses thoroughbred semen from Aberdeen Angus bulls in a farm in Cheshire. It is said to offer the ultimate shine for £55.
The hairdresser, Hari's, in Knightsbridge, London, has combined the organically produced semen with the root of protein-rich plant katera. The mixture is massaged into the client's hair after it has been shampooed. Then the customer is put under a steamer so the treatment penetrates the hair. Finally, it is blow-dried.
Owner Hari Salem said he had tried hundreds of products, including wild New Zealand avocados and truffle oil. 'I have been searching for an organic product with a lot of protein because that is what hair is made of and lacks when it is dry,' he added. 'All the best treatments are protein based. Synthetic treatments are good but they are heavy if you have fine hair and can make it look greasy. In the end, the bull's sperm was the winner. It really works. The semen is refrigerated before use and doesn't smell. It leaves your hair looking wonderfully soft and thick.'
Mr Salem has no shortage of customers. 'It will be an ongoing treatment as long as the bulls perform,' he pledged.
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Some people have more money than sense - I'd rather piss mine against a wall than spunk it all on a haircut though. |
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6ULDV8
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| Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | rather piss mine against a wall than spunk it all on a haircut though |
Phunny phunny har har... ;)
I have often told the wife it's good for her hair.... |
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IRiSHMaFIA
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| Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:11 pm Post subject: Re: Perm! I said I wanted a perm! |
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| faceless wrote: |
Some people have more money than sense - I'd rather piss mine against a wall than spunk it all on a haircut though. |
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eefanincan
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| Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Ew! |
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IRiSHMaFIA
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| Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:31 pm Post subject: |
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Oh come on you can do better than that! |
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eefanincan
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| IRiSHMaFIA wrote: |
Oh come on you can do better than that! |
I literally almost barfed when I saw that scene in the movie and I gotta tell you, seeing that picture is bringing back a little nausea  |
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Skylace
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| Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:45 pm Post subject: |
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| That is something I would never do and that's not bull! |
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eefanincan
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| Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:33 am Post subject: |
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| Skylace wrote: | | That is something I would never do and that's not bull! |
Groan! (but a good one!) |
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Skylace
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| Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:48 am Post subject: |
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| eefanincan wrote: | | Skylace wrote: | | That is something I would never do and that's not bull! |
Groan! (but a good one!) |
I had to do something punny today. Even if it was an utter disgrace. |
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Marcella-FL
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| and you know the women who pay for this crap give their significant others a hard time over certain requests ... |
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6ULDV8
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| Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Marcella-FL wrote: | | and you know the women who pay for this crap give their significant others a hard time over certain requests ... |
Indeed, I have heard tell of such things....
Has to be cheaper on draught anyways..... |
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girldorksrule
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I'll second that. |
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6ULDV8
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For the ladies saying Ew etc....
Take a look at some of the cosmetics you have, some of the shampoo, conditioner etc...
A lot of these items contain anything from animal PLACENTA to good old Bugs blood (coloring for items such as lipstick)....
& ya' wonder why us men get amused when we see you going "EW" over certain substances... |
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eefanincan
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| 6ULDV8 wrote: | For the ladies saying Ew etc....
Take a look at some of the cosmetics you have, some of the shampoo, conditioner etc...
A lot of these items contain anything from animal PLACENTA to good old Bugs blood (coloring for items such as lipstick)....
& ya' wonder why us men get amused when we see you going "EW" over certain substances... |
I think we all know that those kinds of things are in our cosmetics and such.... but they're so purified and changed that it's a little easier to tolerate. |
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girldorksrule
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| 6ULDV8 wrote: | For the ladies saying Ew etc....
Take a look at some of the cosmetics you have, some of the shampoo, conditioner etc...
A lot of these items contain anything from animal PLACENTA to good old Bugs blood (coloring for items such as lipstick)....
& ya' wonder why us men get amused when we see you going "EW" over certain substances... |
ew |
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