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Bat



Joined: 30 Apr 2006
Location: Top of the Northern line.

PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:33 pm    Post subject: Some non compliments Reply with quote

Your fingers staple pine nuts into everything you touch.

Ceci n'est pas un compliment.

You are the Ayatollah of Confusion on the night of Divali.

As the bile slowly rises in my incandescent eluxulation, your mere presence has a calming effect on my rabies.

How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?

I find your eye sockets to be a wondrous amusement park filled with neo-plastic pleasures and oncogenic delights.

Your sweet voice is like the snap of a bra strap upon a sunburnt back.

The sand runes crossing your divided consciousness do speak of contemptuous cardinals setting a Spanish village ablaze.

Marmots will stick to you in Delaware.

You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects.

nyer
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Skylace
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Location: Pittsburgh, PA

PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Goodness you are a roll today! Laughing
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Bat



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Location: Top of the Northern line.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skylace wrote:
Goodness you are a roll today! Laughing


........ON a roll I think you mean Sky, and yes I am. Don't get used to it though, this only happens every now and again. Laughing
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Skylace
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bat wrote:
Skylace wrote:
Goodness you are a roll today! Laughing


........ON a roll I think you mean Sky, and yes I am. Don't get used to it though, this only happens every now and again. Laughing


Laughing Lose the internet for two days and I lose my typing skills!

I promise not to get used to it!
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