Themed taxis cow would-be bandits

[janbo1960]

A Chilean taxi driver has come up with a new way to fight assaults: make your vehicle so conspicuous that nobody would dare try to rob you.

After being robbed several times, Juan Geraldo upholstered and covered every square inch of his car's interior with black and white spotted cowhides, including the steering wheel and ceiling.

He then decorated the interior with stuffed toy cows, and added a horn that moos.

The visual effect is even more impressive at night, when the black and white taxi interior is set off from floor to ceiling by a flood of neon light.

"The effect was immediate. They haven't robbed me since," Mr Geraldo said.

He says the special effects also bring in more clientele and have allowed him to expand his cab fleet from one car to nine.

The 46-year-old taxi driver with 27 years' experience completes the cow theme by dressing in a cowhide jacket and hat.

"The numbers don't lie, the cow cabs attract more clients," he said.

"Today all most all of our business is with repeat customers."

Mr Geraldo says about 80 per cent of his clients are women and he gets calls from television personalities, former government officials and for children's birthday parties.

Although he has rejected an idea suggested by some to rent out the cow cabs for amorous encounters, he is trying to patent his idea and is keen on coming up with other variants.

"Some would love the idea of a zebra cab or a lion cab," he said.

"It's a question of using your imagination."

[eefanincan]

A very Moo-ving story.

[faceless]

Let's not milk this topic for cheap jokes, please!

[maycm]

Indeed. Keep the crap jokes in the udder threads.