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IRiSHMaFIA
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 Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:00 pm Post subject: The "HOFF' is at it again |
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Hear The Hoff's penguin song
DAVID HASSELHOFF is aiming for chart success with new single Jump In My Car ? so I?ve dusted off my copy of one of his, ahem, classic tracks.
Ex-Baywatch star Hoff made a dreadful song with Swiss animated kids? character PINGU in 1989.
He may not have got a No1 but I?m sure he has the distinction of being the only man to record a song with a model penguin.
Pingu Dance was released only in Switzerland (thank goodness).
YOU can hear the song by clicking here. Takes a wee bit to load.
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What a muppet  The thing is, he actually thinks he's good!  |
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maycm
'cheeky banana'
Joined: 29 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:19 pm Post subject: |
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You wanna see something really sad?
I wrote out the lyrics. 
Now we can all sing along.
How about we all record ourselves singing and have IRiSH or Face do a "Couchtripper mix"
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Pingu
Pingu
OK Everybody, this is the Pingu Prance
I want everybody up...to do...the Pingu Dance
My name is Pingu come on dance to the beat
It's easy if you try, just watch my feet
Lets all be happy and have some fun
Lets count to ten, and start with 'one'
1,2,3,4,5,6,7
8,9,10 lets go to 11
Stomp your feet and turn around
Reach for the sky now touch the ground
Do the Pingu!
(Do the Pingu Dance)
Do the Pingu!
P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P Pingu!
P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P Pingu! Pingu!
P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P Pingu!
P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P Pingu! Pingu!
Now we may look different but we're all the same,
Just different bodies with different names
We all have Mommies and we all have Dads
Sometimes we're happy, sometimes we're sad
But if you smile and dance with me
You'll be happy just wait and see
Stomp your feet and turn around
Reach for the sky now touch the ground
Do the Pingu!
Do the Pingu!
C'mon Kids!
P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P do the Pingu!
P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P do the Pingu! Pingu!
P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P do the Pingu!
P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P do the Pingu! Pingu!
OK Kids, Come on, and dance to the beat
It's easy if you try
Just watch my feet
Lets all be happy and have some fun
Lets count to ten, and start with 'one'
1,2,3,4,5,6,7
8,9,10 lets go to 11
Stomp your feet and turn around
Reach for the sky now touch the ground
Do the Pingu!
Do the Pingu!
(Do the Pingu Dance)
Come on Kids!
P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P do the Pingu!
P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P do the Pingu! Pingu!
P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P do the Pingu!
P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P,P do the Pingu! Pingu!
(repeat and fade) |
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IRiSHMaFIA
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| Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:26 pm Post subject: |
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faceless could do the mix because that's his area of expertise, but if I was to take part there's no way I'm singing the chorus without a bib!  |
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pirtybirdy
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Joined: 29 Apr 2006
Location: FL USA
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| Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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| We all have mommies and we all have dads is politically incorrect. LOL!!LOL!! Some have two mommies and some have two daddies, some don't have any daddies or mommies....LOL!! |
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faceless
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| Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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| IRiSHMaFIA wrote: | | faceless could do the mix because that's his area of expertise, but if I was to take part there's no way I'm singing the chorus without a bib! |
haha, well I could do a remix of that in a few hours on my old setup but I've not kept up with new stuff at all... I should really.
Anyway, here's a directory with loads of Hasselhoff stuff. It has a video for that "Jump In My Car" which I'm downloading now... a few mp3s and loads of pics like this!
http://dunakanyar.net/~jerry/david_a_zisten/
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maycm
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| Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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Where does 'the Hoff' end, and the bike begin..... I can't tell!
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IRiSHMaFIA
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| Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Bloodyhell I walked clean into a wall after looking at that |
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IRiSHMaFIA
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| Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:59 pm Post subject: |
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| pirtybirdy wrote: | | We all have mommies and we all have dads is politically incorrect. LOL!!LOL!! Some have two mommies and some have two daddies, some don't have any daddies or mommies....LOL!! |
Spot on my dear!
Penguins march to a place and the mama lays the egg then takes off and the dad has to look after it. If the mama doesn't make it back then the dad starves to death, but if the baby keeps warm and survives then it hasn't either parent.
Didn't he see March of the P,P,P,P,Penguins!  |
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faceless
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| Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:46 pm Post subject: |
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| maycm wrote: | Where does 'the Hoff' end, and the bike begin..... I can't tell!
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haha yeah |
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eefanincan
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Location: Canada
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| Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:21 pm Post subject: |
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| David........give up, my dear. Everyone is just laughing at you. |
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Griffo
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Location: Staffordshire, England
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| Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:57 am Post subject: |
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I've just realised that the Hoff looks a bit like that bloke who played Ricky from Eastenders.
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fritz
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Location: Florida
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| Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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At my age I wouldn?t mind having his looks and body.But that where I drew the line  |
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Kezza
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| Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:19 am Post subject: |
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Wouldn't have known about this without reading this forum!
Thank goodness he's not getting all of this attention stateside. At least you can't blame the US for this Hoff Resurrection!
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faceless
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| Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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Hasselhoff was on Russell Brand's new(?) show on MTV this week and you can watch it here:
http://www.mtv.co.uk/channel/overdrive
click on the "play now" button and when the console appears scroll down the page a bit and you'll see the link.  |
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