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IRiSHMaFIA
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 Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:07 am Post subject: Your life is a soap opera if . . . |
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1. If your "significant other" leaves town for more than a week, sleep with whomever you want. After all, you can't be expected to wait around forever.
2. Pretend you're pregnant.
3. Every once in a while, just go ahead and slap somebody in the face, really hard.
4. Feeling a little insecure? Buy a gun!
5. If marriage isn't working, consider a divorce. If divorce isn't convenient, fake your own death.
6. All women are size 6 or smaller.
7. In advertising, you can work your way up the ladder from receptionist to VP in 2 episodes.
8. In medicine, you can work your way up the ladder from resident to chief of staff in 2 seasons.
9. You can afford designer fashions on the salary of a receptionist at a doctor's office.
10. When you are totally bald, it only takes a month to grow your hair back to shoulder length.
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faceless
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| Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:18 am Post subject: |
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| 11. You have an identical twin who is planning to evilly destroy your/your family's lfe |
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Skylace
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Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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| Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:49 pm Post subject: |
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| 12. You've drugged your sister's boyfriend/husband to trick him into sleeping with you in hopes that he would realize that you're the girl for him. |
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IRiSHMaFIA
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| Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:59 pm Post subject: |
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13. You marry a rich old man that only has a few months to live, he kicks the bucket and you take over his companies and wealth, only to have his children come at you, fighting for control of his fortune.
You hire a hitman to top them all off and get to keep the whole shabang! |
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eefanincan
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| Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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| 14. You frequently find yourself pretending you are your own twin. |
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Twirley
Joined: 29 Apr 2006
Location: North Carolina
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:40 am Post subject: |
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| eefanincan wrote: | | 14. You frequently find yourself pretending you are your own twin. |
Hey, I do that all the time!!
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maycm
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:52 am Post subject: |
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15. You go to the pub and NEVER talk about sport
16. You're a 15 year old kid and you happily spend time talking to old ladies |
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IRiSHMaFIA
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:24 am Post subject: |
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| 17. Late at night you put on tights, a balaclava and tie a bed sheet round your neck like a cape and drive round town petending to be a superhero. |
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Skylace
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:26 am Post subject: |
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18. You've had a microchip implanted in your brain by your evil enemy and they are causing you to kill all your closest friends.
19. You've had your memory erased...twice! |
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maycm
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:57 am Post subject: |
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| 20. While the rest of the country is experiencing the hottest temperatures since 1934, "todays" episode features you in a sweater and coat. |
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eefanincan
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Twirley wrote: | | eefanincan wrote: | | 14. You frequently find yourself pretending you are your own twin. |
Hey, I do that all the time!!
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Hmmmmm is that you, Twirley? Or am I talking to your twin???  |
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