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luke
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 Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:04 pm Post subject: Wife auctions evidence of husband's affair on Internet |
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| Quote: | Wife auctions evidence of husband's affair on Internet
SYDNEY (AFP) - An Australian woman has taken revenge on her cheating husband by auctioning his mistress's "huge" panties and his "size small" condom packet on eBay.
The seller, named only as Anna from Queensland state, says next in line for auction will probably be her husband's Harley Davidson motorcycle "at a start price of 99 cents and, of course, with no reserve!"
A photograph shows the lacy black underpants, described as "size humongous" and the "size small" condom wrapper, which the woman found in her bed after her husband's alleged affair with a woman named Kylie.
Anna says of the panties: "They are so huge I thought they may make someone a nice shawl or, even better, something for Halloween perhaps."
She describes how she returned home early from work after her "soon to be ex-husband" of 22 years mistakenly sent her a romantic text message meant for the other woman, to find him discouraging her from entering their bedroom.
In the room she found the empty condom wrapper under his pillow and "The Tart's panties at the foot of the bed".
The listing was initially taken down by eBay because of its policy of refusing to sell secondhand underwear, spokeswoman Inessa Jackson told Brisbane's Courier Mail.
"We let her know about the policy and instead she's now selling a photograph of the offending knickers," Jackson said.
"eBay does connect colourful buyers with colourful sellers and I wouldn't be surprised if someone did buy these items, though I couldn't speculate on who would buy them or why.
"This is obviously very therapeutic for this woman and it must be a great channel for her views on cheating and the sanctity of marriage."
The photograph, which had a starting price of just 69 US cents, down from the original 99 cents asked for the actual items, had received 47 bids by Thursday, with the top offer standing at 127.50 US dollars with four days to go.
The listing, along with the wife's story, has been added to eBay Australia's Best of eBay site at http://bestof.ebay.com.au. |
heres the ebay listing
| Quote: | UP FOR AUCTION�ARE
ONE EMPTY ANSELL CONDOM PACKET (SIZE small)�
AND A�PHOTO OF�THE PAIR OF��
'THE TART'S' �BLACK LACEY KNICKERS (SIZE HUMONGOUS)
IT SEEMS�I HAD VIOLATED EBAY'S SECONDHAND CLOTHES POLICY BY OFFERING 'THE TART'S' (HER NAME'S KYLIE i HAVE SINCE FOUND OUT) ACTUAL KNICKERS�UP FOR AUCTION PREVIOUSLY
I CAN ONLY NOW�OFFER A PHOTO OF THE SAID�KNICKERS AND HAVE ADJUSTED THE STARTING PRICE ACCORDINGLY........ PERSONALLY, I DID THINK .99c WAS A BIT AMBITIOUS BUT, AS THEY ARE SO HUGE, I THOUGHT THEY MAY MAKE SOMEONE A NICE SHAWL OR EVEN BETTER, �SOMETHING FOR HALLOWEEN PERHAPS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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SO HERE'S THE STORY SO FAR.........
Once upon a time there was a women who, after 22 years of marriage, found�evidence that�the soon to be ex-husband, had had 'The Tart' in their marital bed�this very afternoon.� This low life deceitful son-of-a-person ( I'm all for political correctness) blatently denied that this event�took place�even though the evidence�is irrefutable and is now up for auction on e-bay.
The first tiny warning bells�started ringing�around about�the same time a text message was received by the wife stating 'Where are you darling, I'm waiting'.� As the wife had left the soon to be�ex-husband at home�only a couple of�hours earlier to go to work, she thought it somewhat strange getting a message of that ilk from him.�After a while curiosity got the better of her and with some trepidation, she decided to go home after telling her boss she had an upset stomach, which was no lie.� When she arrived home an hour or so later, everything seemed�normal�but she couldn't shake the feeling that something wasn't quite right.�� His car was parked in the drive-way where she had seen it earlier on and when she got inside, there he was infront of the T.V. watching a DVD as usual.� She explained�she wasn't feeling too well and said she was going�to lie down for a while. His re-action to this was a bit odd to say the least. 'Why don't you lie down here on the couch for a while and I'll get you a cup of tea', he said.�That was her first clue that something really was amiss here. Call�him chauvinistic if you�want and you would be right�because this�low-life had never made her a cup of tea in over 22 years of marriage.... so why�offer now.� Yep, you guessed it, he didn't want her going into the bedroom.... now why was that you may ask.� She concluded later that 'The 'Tart'�must have been�in the process of getting her ass dressed and out of there pronto when�she had unexpectedly arrived home. �Of course she made a bee line for the bedroom then, with soon to be ex-hubby on her heels and apart from an unmistakable aroma of some cheap perfume�resembling nail polish remover�hanging in the air, nothing seemed to be different - except for one thing.� �Oh, you men, you will never understand why we have those, annoying to you though they may be, throw pillows and cushions on a bed and what they mean to us women.� They are aesthetically important to�our decor�and when you see�them piled up on a chair in�a corner of the room, instead of on the bed where you arranged them a few hours ago,�those tiny warning bells you heard earlier were�now starting to�sound like 'Big Ben'.� Walking over to the bed,�she started slowly taking�it apart whilst�the soon to be ex-husband stood in the doorway watching.� Initially, when she first took�the doona cover off, she was sure he just thought she was going to have a lie down but he was oh so very wrong.� After the doona was deposited on the floor, she picked up her pillow, turned it over, checked under where it had been and then threw it on the floor.� Then came his pillow, she picked it up and here was where she found the first of the two items up for auction -�an empty condom packet.� With forefinger and thumb, it was gently lifted�from the bed and dangled in front of�the soon to be ex-husband's nose.� He had, by then, turned a�lovely shade of red and you could see his mind was racing,... 'how the hell am I going to get out of this'.� He then said the only inane thing he could come up with at the time which was, 'What's that?'.�As a couple, they had not used condoms for many years, or at least she hadn't,�but surely that didn't mean he could have forgotten what one looked like!� For some reason, she continued to strip the bed and when the top sheet was�removed the location of the 2nd item up for auction, 'The Tart's' knickers, were discovered at the foot of the bed.�
Explanations were�needed pronto�and would you beleive it, he actually came up with some.� They were all a pack of lies and instead of admitting it, apologizing and starting to grovel, this is what he came up with.� 'I dropped my phone down the toilet, I didn't want to put my hands down there and I could't get it out with the toilet brush so I used�a condom because I couldn't find�any rubber gloves'.� Well, well, well, that was thinking on your feet eh!� She thought she had heard it all now but figured she would see how big a hole he really was�keen to dig for himself so she then asked.�' When was that then and�where did you get the condom from?'.� He replied, 'It happened just after you left for work and I rummaged around and found one in the�pocket of an old jacket in the wardrobe'. 'So how is your phone then, is�it working?' she asked...� 'No, it's stuffed', he replied. 'So how do you explain sending me a text�message a couple of hours after I was at work then'.� 'What message? It wasn't from me, my phone's not working', he replied but�noticed he�had gone a funny shade of green as it began to sink in that he had actually sent the text to her by mistake.�'What about these knickers then, what are they doing in our bed and whose are they', she asked thinking to herself, this will be good.� She wasn't disappointed, as blatant as lies go, it was a classic.� 'Sorry love, I've been meaning to tell you for years but I am a closet transvestite and they are mine'.�
10 out of 10 for trying buddy but your out of here........� systematically his clothes were gathered up and thrown out the front door along with�'The 'Tart's' knickers which, after second thoughts, were scooped up and retrieved.� YES, there really is a God for�it started to rain then.��Not just that fine rain which gets on your damn nerves but bucket loads of�torrential rain which�the soon to be ex-husband found himself standing in�whilst calling the soon to be ex-missus all the names under the sun. He�was gathering�up his wet soggy clothes and�the photo she had thrown at him of them outside the church on their wedding day (she thought that maybe a nice touch) when�he screamed out for his car keys and wallet. Off she went to get them and with no hesitation, handed them over and told�him to get lost in no uncertain terms then watched as he drove away.� Dangling in her hand was the key she had slipped off his keyring, to the soon to be ex-husband's 'Harley Hog', his pride and joy - which�brings me nicely to the next item�that will probably be sold on�Ebay at a start price of.99c and of course, with no�reserve!�
AND THATS THE STORY SO FAR......� HAPPY BIDDING
SELLERS TERMS AND CONDITIONS
PAYMENT WITHIN 24 HOURS FROM END OF AUCTION VIA PAYPAL (OR MONEY ORDER WITHIN AUSTRALIA) AND IN AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS ONLY PLEASE�
WORLDWIDE POSTAGE AND HANDLING $2.00AU |
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major.tom
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| major.tom wrote: | | Revenge can be sweet. |
and sometimes smelly...
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