It's the Muppet Show ...

[Brown Sauce]

Hasbeen and former muppet manager of the England football team, the guy who helped England OUT of the European championship has taken a muppet pundit role on BBC's 5 live. I kid you not, Steve Mcclaren is also taking around 5 grand a gig, not bad.

"I am delighted to be here" he said.
"I would take it into the penalty area and shoot myself" he expertly commented.
"I am surprised at the early quick pace of the Croations", an analysis that is surprising in itself, as it is the same Croatia that were 2-0 up after twenty minutes a couple of months ago against the very England side that he was at the time in charge of. A result that in no small measure accounts for my disappointment NOT to be there, thanks Steve, you tasteless thick wanker. What's that about the penalty area ?

If you hear of any more expert analysis that the muppet gives, and and feel that we could analyse, don't keep it to yourself.

[faceless]

I detect a slight hint of annoyance in your tone - haha