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faceless admin
Joined: 25 Apr 2006
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 12:43 am Post subject: Unfortunate names... |
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ahhh to live in Twatt... and the beauty of its wild setting.
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Bat
Joined: 30 Apr 2006 Location: Top of the Northern line.
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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Surely not as bad as the town in Austria called FUCK |
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major.tom Macho Business Donkey Wrestler
Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Location: BC, Canada
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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I remember from the book Freakonomics the girl's name "Shithead" (pronounced Shaw-teed). |
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Skylace Admin
Joined: 29 Apr 2006 Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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major.tom wrote: | I remember from the book Freakonomics the girl's name "Shithead" (pronounced Shaw-teed). |
I actually had a male student named that. It was terrible. Other great ones I have encountered:
Morereese's-(because when his mom was pregnant with him she wanted "more reeses peanut butter cups")
Poetry Royal III (a boy)
Princess Divine (apparently they wanted her to be ready just in case she went into porn)
Crystal Cleer
Rita Book
Rocky Balboa
Buzuka
And there are more, but those are the ones that stand out. |
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eefanincan Admin
Joined: 29 Apr 2006 Location: Canada
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 9:38 pm Post subject: |
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Had a patient once with the middle name of Duran Duran. |
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Ash
Joined: 22 May 2007 Location: Al-Ard
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 3:16 pm Post subject: |
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faceless admin
Joined: 25 Apr 2006
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 9:24 pm Post subject: |
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A pregant Derry woman is in a car crash and spends 9 months in a coma. She comes round and the doctor tells her that she is the mother of twins, a girl and a boy.
"We had to give them names and we asked your brother from Donegal to do it for you" Said the Doctor.
"Surely you didn't ask that eejit?" Screamed the woman, "He's as thick as shite!"
"What did he call the girl?" She asked
"Denise" Replied the Doctor
"Hey thats not bad, he's not as thick as I thought!" Answered the woman, "And what did he call the Boy?"
"Denephew"
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SpursFan1902 Pitch Queen
Joined: 24 May 2007 Location: Sunshine State
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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eefanincan wrote: | Had a patient once with the middle name of Duran Duran. |
At least it wasn't the patient's first name! Although, I guess technically it could be both....Duran Duran Smith, paging Duran Duran Smith... |
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Skylace Admin
Joined: 29 Apr 2006 Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 11:37 pm Post subject: |
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Oh! I had a boss with a very fitting name. Michael Hunt, but he went by Mike. That was fun. |
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maycm 'cheeky banana'
Joined: 29 Apr 2006
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 3:24 am Post subject: |
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I've probably posted this here before by my daughter has a friend named "Evening" (who also has a brother named Dashell). Poor girl. Her parents are from the 60's I believe.
My missus also works for Prudential and saw a newsletter last week quoting the Vice President of Individual Life Insurance, who's name was Rich Brugger, which is so nearly a great name it's worth posting. |
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eefanincan Admin
Joined: 29 Apr 2006 Location: Canada
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 10:57 pm Post subject: |
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SpursFan1902 wrote: | eefanincan wrote: | Had a patient once with the middle name of Duran Duran. |
At least it wasn't the patient's first name! Although, I guess technically it could be both....Duran Duran Smith, paging Duran Duran Smith... |
On that same line of thought, Nick Rhodes from Duran Duran's real name is actually Nick Bates, so of course, in school he was always know as "Master Bates". |
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SpursFan1902 Pitch Queen
Joined: 24 May 2007 Location: Sunshine State
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Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 1:03 am Post subject: |
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Working many years with the public, I have come across many crazy names...Harry Butts, Cherry Virgin, Justin Case, ect...I also had a man change his name to Virginia (don't remember the last name) and another that changed his name to Llando Calrisian (sp) from Star Wars and one that wanted to change his name to a number...7 I believe. Amazing.... |
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