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Aja
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 Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:50 pm Post subject: Jesus is watching you .... |
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Jesus is watching you ....
One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!" He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" He hears it again. So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house. He says to the parrot, "Did you say that?" The parrot answers "Yes I did." So the burglar asks, "What's your name?" The parrot says "Clarence." The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?" The parrot laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus' "  |
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faceless
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| Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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| haha, snappy! |
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Skylace
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| Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:09 pm Post subject: |
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| hee hee, that's a good one for sure. |
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pirtybirdy
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Location: FL USA
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| Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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| he he he! That was cute! LOL! |
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eefanincan
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Sending this off to my brother-in-law the Minister  Good one Aja! |
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