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thatcomedian
Joined: 01 Dec 2007
Location: Long Beach, California
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 Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:12 pm Post subject: Toilet Paper Wedding dress |
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There's no photo
They are probably registered at Bed, Bath and Beyond
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6ULDV8
Joined: 30 Apr 2006
Location: USA
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| Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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Wed in a toilet?
| Quote: | | Charmin Restrooms - temporary, free public restrooms |
Is that a BOG STANDARD wedding then?
Ya' think she will be flushed?
Yer-in for a big let down woman.... |
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faceless
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Joined: 25 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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| there's also a glaringly bad pun about being engaged that I may stoop to later... |
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Mandy
Joined: 07 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:12 pm Post subject: |
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Hope she doesn't blow a wet one ...
Also, will she call a plumber if she can't get handle that amount of toiler paper ? |
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6ULDV8
Joined: 30 Apr 2006
Location: USA
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| Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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It would appear that her Sis 'Tern' couldn't attend as she was a bit Cracked at the whole idea.....
I wonder if the wedding was of a 'Royal Standard' ?
Did the guy's from little brother attend?, you know "Loo & Andy"?
I heard the husband wasn't happy on their wedding night, rather than forplay, she was into 4-ply 
It was a Charmin wedding tho' & their uncle "Scott" & his wife "Ann Drex" gave them a great pressie...
Best of all, it was paid for by a company so they didn't have to "spend a penny"...
More Groans ahead methinks...
C'mon faceless... |
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faceless
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Joined: 25 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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Are you taking the piss? Nothing can beat the 4-ply one for groan factor! haha
I did hear the happy couple got between the sheets later and froze to death though... |
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6ULDV8
Joined: 30 Apr 2006
Location: USA
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| Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:24 pm Post subject: |
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Well he didn't want to Faucet on her but she did Sink into his arms that day.... after all, they both took the Plunge...
Yer - in - all white he said... before 'dropping the kids off at the pool' as the venue was after all a wee room & couldn't hold many guests.
A few guests were Floaters, coming & going as such... at the end of the day tho', the happy couple were Bowled over by the experience.
I was going to pun on "urinal cake..." but that would leave a bad taste
& her looking like a Porcelin doll all in white....
But that would just be yanking everbodies Chain... |
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