I will survive (by Martin Jol)

[TheCaptain]

"I will survive" lyrics by martin jol.

First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never turn
Sp*rs into a top 4 side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how Staltari did me wrong
Am i a - m()ng??
But ill just have to carry on
and we'll be back
into 5th place
I'll just wait till the transfer window
To sign another waste of space
I should have sold paul robinson
I should have dropped him from the team
If I had known for just one second
He'd concede more goals the Derby Coun-ty

Go on now go, take Darren Bent
just turn around now
'cause you're don't score goals anymore
weren't you the one we paid so much for, you were dearer the Hen-ry
I knew you'd crumble, Id rather have Emile Hes-key,,,,
Oh no cause I, I will survive as
long as I win the next 6 games I know I will stay alive,
I've got Tanio who is shat
& Huddlestone who's just so Fat, but ill survive
I will survive

It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend defoe's relationship with his little t@rt
and I spent oh so many nights
trying on John Barnes is tights
And oh ive cried
I want the Sp*rs job till I die!
Any you see Keane
He hates me too
I subbed him off when we were winning, then we went and *ucking drew!
And now im scratching my big chin,
Why cant I just sell Ledley King
If im gonna save my skin
Ill need some politics style Spin!!

do do do do do


My compliments to the gentlemen from "Knees Up Mother Brown".

[SpursFan1902]

I thank you for that very entertaining song, Captian. I think we need to record it! Do you mind if I make a copy for my brother? I think he will laugh to...as long as we get our shite together and start winning!

[maycm]

Ha ha - many a true word sung in jest....