All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash

[major.tom]

I especially enjoyed the line about the "archaic text-based telephone device."

[faceless]

haha, that was excellent for sure - it's the first time I've seen any Onion News video and I was well impressed.

[maycm]

Excellent stuff - aslo note the following on the "news ticker"

Pentagon reveals hundreds of enemy horses being held without trial at Guatanamo Ranch

In Los Angeles, Actors strike enters third week. Extras strike continues in background

In Albequerque NM, Artist creates giant tile mosaic to raise awareness of tiles

Top selling books this month 1. Fix your life in a weekend 2. Rich girls night out 3. How book authorship can change your life

IAMS announces new pre tasted gourmet pet food

"Is there an afterlife?" : A pointless, inconclusive report next "America Knows" 8-9PM EDT

CIA says release of Al Qaeda 'Best Of' video suggests terrorist group running out of ideas

Disney announces plans to re-release 'Song of the South' with 30 never before seen minutes of racism.

Remembering Princess Di some more : A very special report on the nest 'Today Now' 8-11am EDT

Report: Trip-Hop is dead

Fashion Experts say the U.S. will face vintage clothing crisis within next ten years

JC Penney introduces Gay Sex only bathrooms in all stores