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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:22 pm    Post subject: Sexuality... Reply with quote


Man charged with riding bicycle
Tuesday, June 26, 2007

In an inventive new entry to the field of unusual crimes, a Scottish man has been charged with having simulated sex with a bicycle. Robert Stewart, from Ayr, allegedly was naked from the waist down in a hostel room when two cleaners walked in. They say they were shocked to find him mock-copulating with a bicycle and that he continued to do so as they looked on, the Sunday Mail reports.

He has been charged with conducting himself in a disorderly manner. His solicitor, Gerry Tierney, said: 'My client denies the allegations and intends to defend the charge vigorously.' Stewart says that the incident was all a misunderstanding, partly due to the fact that he'd had too much to drink. When asked about the alleged bicycle-sexing, the Sunday mail reports that Stewart replied: 'You'll need to ask the cleaners why they would say that. It's a lot of rubbish, a lot of rubbish.'

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Check the spokes on that beauty!! Laughing



If you see any other daft stories like this, post em up -
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Sexuality... Reply with quote

faceless wrote:
Check the spokes on that beauty!! Laughing

Sure, but you've no idea where she's been...

Very Happy

What a bizarre story.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's bike-sexual! Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skylace wrote:
He's bike-sexual! Laughing


Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice one, Sky. Cracked me up.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skylace wrote:
He's bike-sexual! Laughing


And if he was riding a unicycle? Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

eefanincan wrote:
Skylace wrote:
He's bike-sexual! Laughing


And if he was riding a unicycle? Laughing

Uni-sexual of course! And if a tricycle he would be tri-sexual (meaning he'll TRY anything) Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skylace wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
Skylace wrote:
He's bike-sexual! Laughing


And if he was riding a unicycle? Laughing

Uni-sexual of course! And if a tricycle he would be tri-sexual (meaning he'll TRY anything) Laughing


Laughing Obviously your mind has been hard at work! Me, I'm still trying to come up with some brilliant comment in response to Face's bit about the spokes!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too funny you guys!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He was all GEARED up... when it said "gimme a BRAKE, I'm TIRED"...
He couldn't HANDLE it any longer as he stroked some SEAT, he SPOKE as he OILED the CHAIN he so wanted to use, but alas, he back PEDELED when he realized he'd been seen...
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

6ULDV8 wrote:
He was all GEARED up... when it said "gimme a BRAKE, I'm TIRED"...
He couldn't HANDLE it any longer as he stroked some SEAT, he SPOKE as he OILED the CHAIN he so wanted to use, but alas, he back PEDELED when he realized he'd been seen...


Laughing Laughing Now I understand the screen name Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skylace wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
Skylace wrote:
He's bike-sexual! Laughing


And if he was riding a unicycle? Laughing

Uni-sexual of course! And if a tricycle he would be tri-sexual (meaning he'll TRY anything) Laughing


What about a penny-farthing???
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Mandy



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Penisexual ?
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Mandy



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Update : his solicitor should be sued. The guy appears to have pleaded guilty. This is a travesty of justice.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

was it at least HIS bike?
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