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Driver comes a cropper in police chase
Monday, June 25, 2007
It may look like the latest aliens to land on our planet have been drinking and driving, but these bizarre patterns, discovered in a corn field in Holland, have a much more mundane explanation. They were made by a drug user who was attempting to escape from police in his father's car. The man had been using cocaine.
Four police cars were damaged in a desperate attempt to prevent the crazed driver from reaching public roads, but they could not save the crop from irrepairable damage. In the end, the man was captured when he crashed the car into a ditch.
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Skylace
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Joined: 29 Apr 2006
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Oh the poor farmer! |
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luke
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Location: by the sea
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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i hope the farmer can claim some money to cover his losses |
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alan1254
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Joined: 01 May 2007
Location: Thailand
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| Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:32 am Post subject: |
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| sorry i still think aliens are responsable for this , i think its a code trying to tell us something, but the Dutch govenment is covering it up |
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SpursFan1902
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Joined: 24 May 2007
Location: Sunshine State
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| Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:52 am Post subject: |
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| It probably tells where the weapons of mass destruction actually are... |
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girldorksrule
Arrrrrrr...scurvy!
Joined: 13 Jun 2006
Location: Walkin' the plank
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| Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:04 pm Post subject: |
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| tee hee |
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Luther Blissett
Free the weed!
Joined: 27 May 2007
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:09 pm Post subject: |
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They must have been the world's crappest police, or he was one hell of an evasive driver...
In the states they'd just park up and open fire of course (or call in artillery if the guy looks like he might be a Muslim). |
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