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Bat



Joined: 30 Apr 2006
Location: Top of the Northern line.

PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 6:16 pm    Post subject: Outside the box Reply with quote

Subject: Thinking out side the box

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think, before you continue reading.

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."
However, the correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner against the bus stop, then drive off with the old friend for some beers.

God, I just love happy endings. thumbs
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faceless
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Joined: 25 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha, nice one
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Skylace
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Joined: 29 Apr 2006
Location: Pittsburgh, PA

PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I remember getting that in high school. Haven't seen it for years. Thanks Bat!
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major.tom
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Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Location: BC, Canada

PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2007 12:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your conclusion is a bit misanthropic (if that's the correct word), but I can't think of a better one. Very Happy

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