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Bat
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Location: Top of the Northern line.
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My oldest friend is in the Cook Islands on a six week holiday. Bastard.
If i only had five instead of seven beers last night........ |
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Skylace
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Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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If I only had five instead of seven beers last night I may not have behaved like such a cunt.
My mom and dad taught me to never ........... |
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maycm
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My mom and dad taught me to never wipe while standing up.
Why don't you just.......... |
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Bat
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| Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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Why don't you just.......switch off your television set and go and do something less boring instead?
The Sinclair C5 was....... |
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Ally
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The Sinclair C5 was a three-wheeled personal transport battery electric vehicle invented by Sir Clive Sinclair.
My favourite fruit is _______. |
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faceless
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| Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 11:19 am Post subject: |
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My favourite fruit is a slightly overripe melon...
The last time my doctor looked that surprised he had a ------ |
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Kezza
Gone To The Dogs!
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| faceless wrote: | My favourite fruit is a slightly overripe melon...
The last time my doctor looked that surprised he had a ------ |
A pregnant female patient uncertain of the paternity of the child, so the female patient informed the Doctor that she was going to appear on "The Jerry Springer Show" to determine paternity.
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The results are in, and my baby's daddy is.... |
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Bat
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| Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:43 am Post subject: |
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Eh?
I think you've got this a little bit confused with something else, something only you would be able to answer so, go ahead Kezza. |
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Kezza
Gone To The Dogs!
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| Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 2:45 am Post subject: |
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| Bat wrote: | Eh?
I think you've got this a little bit confused with something else, something only you would be able to answer so, go ahead Kezza. |
OK, here goes:
The results are in, and my baby's daddy is Jerry Springer!
The last time I was this hungover I ----- |
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Bat
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The last time I was hungover..........I was not drinking Czech lager.
The hypotonuse of a right angled triangle is......... |
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faceless
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The hypotenuse of a right angled triangle is a funny old thing really.
The first time I went bunjee-jumping .......... |
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Skylace
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| Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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The first time I went bunjee-jumping I was naked.
My day has been..... |
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Kezza
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| Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 7:28 am Post subject: |
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| Skylace wrote: | The first time I went bunjee-jumping I was naked.
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My day has been brightened due to a Double-Dose of Corrie (thanks, Face!).
Tomorrow, I have to ...... |
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Bat
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| Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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Tomorrow I have to.........buy some ink for my printer.
What the hell are..... |
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Skylace
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What the hell are.....Republicans for?
I put that............... |
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