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IRiSHMaFIA
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:21 am    Post subject: Numbers, Averages And Percentages Reply with quote

85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.

67.5% of men wear briefs.

85% of women wear the wrong bra size.

50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.

90% believe in divine retribution.

10% believe in the 10 Commandments.

82% believe in an afterlife.

45% believe in ghosts.

29% of us are virgins when we marry.

58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't.

40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

35% give to charity at least once a month.

69% eat the cake before the frosting.

When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton.

85% of us will eat Spam this year.

70% of us drink orange juice daily.

Snickers is the most popular candy.

22% of us skip lunch daily.

9% of us skip breakfast daily.

66% of us eat cereal regularly.

22% of all restaurant meals include French fries.

14% of us eat the watermelon seeds.

Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side.

45% use mouthwash every day.

29% of us ignore RSVP.

71.6% of us eavesdrop.

Less than 10% are trilingual.

37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR.

53% prefer ATM machines over tellers.

56% of women do the bills in a marriage.

2 out of 3 of us wouldn't give up our spouse even for a night for a million bucks.

44% reuse tinfoil.

57% save pretty gift paper to reuse.

53% read their horoscopes regularly.

16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary.

59% of us say we're average-looking.

90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us.

28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex.

51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity.

On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year.

20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends.

2 out of 5 have married their first love.

Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand.

1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.

6% propose over the phone.

71% can drive a stick-shift car.

45% of us consistently follow the speed limit.

2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light.

1/3 of us don't wear seat belts.

62% of us pop our zits.

33% of women lie about their weight.

10% of us claim to have seen a ghost.

Only 30% of us know our cholesterol level.

14% have attended a self-help meeting.

15% regularly go to a shrink.

78% would rather die quickly than live in a retirement home.
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6ULDV8



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

85% of us will eat Spam this year.

Is this Hawaii?
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Griffo



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods."

I'm totally with everyone on that, i went to the cinema in the winter before in a parka and sneaked a McDonalds meal in there under the big coat Razz


I love these numbers, averages and percentages posts. Good to read when bored.
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IRiSHMaFIA
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd say more than 62% of us pop zits. Everytime I've watched Big Brother they're constantly at their face pickin away.

As far as the spam goes, I'd rather starve to death. A friend of mine here was frying some and the look and smell of it about made me yack. It's like eating dog food Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Old Tommy Cooper joke.....

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese, and there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them.

It's either my mum or my dad, or my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu......but I think it's Colin.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

maycm wrote:
Old Tommy Cooper joke.....

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese, and there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them.

It's either my mum or my dad, or my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu......but I think it's Colin.


Laughing thanks for the morning laugh!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

70% of all statistics are made up....
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IRiSHMaFIA
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

6ULDV8 wrote:
70% of all statistics are made up....


I'm inclined to agree agree
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