Why Men Are Happier Than Women

[IRiSHMaFIA]

1. We keep our last name.

2. The garage is all ours.

3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

4. Chocolate is just another snack.

5. We can be president.

6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.

8. The world is our urinal.

9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

10. Same work, more pay.

11. Wrinkles add character.

12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.

13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.

14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.

16. One mood, ALL the time.

17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

18. We know stuff about tanks.

19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

20. We can open all our own jars.

21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.

23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

24. Everything on our face stays its original color.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

27. We almost never have strap problems in public.

28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.

29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.

30. We don't have to shave below our neck.

31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.

32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.

34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes

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hmmm well my opinion on some of these are as follows:

1. We keep our last name. - Women can too if they want

3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. -But men have to put up with the stress of sticking the responsibility to a woman so they pay one way or the other

5. We can be president. - So can a woman

6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. - So can a woman

8. The world is our urinal. - lucky bastards lol

10. Same work, more pay. if that happened to me they'd have a lawsuit shoved down their throat

11. Wrinkles add character. so men think!

12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. and once again....bastards! lol

13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them. unless the man has nice pecs and no shirt on

16. One mood, ALL the time. ya riiiiiiiight! Men can be as moody as women!

17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. very untrue

20. We can open all our own jars. that's true and it really sucks

23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. that's true, and it's why women want them off as quickly as possible...giving men the false impression they're hot

26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. got me there

27. We almost never have strap problems in public. unless they're a crossdresser

30. We don't have to shave below our neck. some men need to start at their neck and not stop till they reach their toes. Women don't.

31. Our belly usually hides our big hips. if they've a big belly then the rest isn't exactly a mystery now is it

33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife. yeeeeeehawwwwww

34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

[eefanincan]

Good ones, Irish!

[Skylace]

Number 17-Most of mine are. I hate talking on the phone!
Number 20-My husband asks me to open jars sometimes!
Number26-Left loosey, righty tighty
Number 30-If you're a weight lifter you do!


Those are quite good Irish. I loved them and I loved your replies!

[IRiSHMaFIA]

[Skylace]

[Griffo]

I wish i could open my own jars/bottle lids..

[IRiSHMaFIA]