Pete gets painfully hooked up

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Ouch! ... Pete got caught in zipper

FOR any fella who has seen the film There?s Something About Mary, one painful scene will, er, stick in the mind.

In it BEN STILLER catches his manhood in his flies. Ouch!

And it doesn?t just happen in movies. Rock stars do it too.

Just ask PETER HOOK, ? bass player with Manc indie legends NEW ORDER ? who is now speaking through clenched teeth. He caught his, ahem, instrument in his zip at the Carling Academy in Glasgow on Wednesday night.

He nipped off stage before an encore to answer a call of nature. But hearing the audience screaming for his return, he rushed the job ? doing up his fly without the necessary care.

Singer BERNARD SUMNER told the crowd: ?If you are a girl you probably won?t know how painful this is but Hooky has caught his foreskin in his zip.?

It?s a sign of the times that the ageing rockers couldn?t make it through a set without a pit-stop. Earlier, Bernard asked if there was a chiropractor in the audience after he suffered back pain.

New Order?s most famous track Blue Monday has significant lyrics. ?How does it feel?? Not great by the sounds of it . . .

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I know it has to be painful but I keep thinking of how Ben Stiller looked in that film. It was one of my fave parts in it.

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