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[Bat]

> Dear Technical Support,> 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,> which I had used for years without any trouble.> > However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and> the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound> turned off.> > To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several> other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy> 6.9.> > Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware> program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my> system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.> > Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the> same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each> other they caused severe damage to my hardware.> > I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this> product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.> > While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come> bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2005.> > Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be> very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically> stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.> > They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.> > Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and> can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge.> > These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess> what the problem is.> > Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,> requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express> which needs to be reinstalled every sixth week.> > Also, when Wife1.0 attaches itself to my Porsche911 or MercedesEstate> hard drive, it often crashes.> > Wife1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother In Law,> which can't be turned off.> > Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005 , but there could> be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife> 1.0 detects Mistress 2005 , it tends to delete all of Money before> uninstalling itself.> > Please advise ASAP> Many Thanks

[Skylace]

I've seen that before and everytime it makes me laugh!