25 Things to do in a Public Restroom

IRiSHMaFIA · Admin Joined: 29 Apr 2006

- Compliment people on their shoes.
- Introduce yourself and strike up a conversation with your next door "neighbor." Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
- Provide 'strenuous' sound effects.
- Ask the person in the next stall if there's anything swimming in THEIR bowl.
- Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
- Simulate a drug deal.
- Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
- Start a sing-a-long.
- Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so, ask if they are busy.
- Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
- Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.
- Say "Oops... missed" while pouring water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls.
- Fake an orgasm.
- Ask, "Is there a doctor in the house?"
- Ask whether anyone has seen your pet python.
- Put Saran Wrap over the toilet bowl.
- Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sandpaper.
- Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
- Put Goldfish in the toilet bowl.
- Glue seat and cover down to bowl.
- Place signs warning of 24-hour video surveillance.
- Make stall doors lockable only from the outside.
- Put itching powder on the toilet seats.
- Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.
- Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette.

Bat · Joined: 30 Apr 2006 Location: Top of the Northern line.

You forgot George Michael's favourite - How much do you charge?

Gasman59 · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:47 am Post subject:

IRiSHMaFIA · Admin Joined: 29 Apr 2006

girldorksrule · Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:15 am Post subject:

These are hysterical.

One of my favorite things to do (not necessarily in public toilets) is get this popper type thingies. They have them around Independance Day and New Years. They are things you can throw on the ground and they kind of explode. Gun powder wrapped in tissue paper type things.

Anyway...I like to put several of these ever so gently under the toilet seat and then when someone sits down....BOOM. *giggle* It is too much fun Smile

Skylace · Admin Joined: 29 Apr 2006 Location: Pittsburgh, PA

maycm · 'cheeky banana' Joined: 29 Apr 2006

girldorksrule · Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:24 pm Post subject:

Ally · 'Taffia' Joined: 29 Apr 2006

I hate public restrooms. If only people were faking.

I've heard sounds 'next door' that were revolting. Grunts, groans and plops! :grr:

6ULDV8 · Joined: 30 Apr 2006 Location: USA

One of my fav's....

Take the 'powder' out of a fire extinguisher.

Dry the bowl of the toilet down to the water level...

Place the 'powder' in the bowl above the water line...

Wait for a result Smile

.......

most people will think that the powder is a 'cleaner / cleaning agent' & ignore it....

Once urine hits it, it will start to foam/expand, the person will (even if sitting) attempt to flush out of instinct (& panic), thus adding the much needed h2o to finish the prank.

Seen a few urine soaked & foamy shocked people run out of pub toilets & public toilets due to this one.

girldorksrule · Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:44 pm Post subject:

Awesome

Bat · Joined: 30 Apr 2006 Location: Top of the Northern line.

How about............have a shit.

Skylace · Admin Joined: 29 Apr 2006 Location: Pittsburgh, PA