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faceless
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 Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:40 pm Post subject: Man has sex with hedgehog |
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By LUCY HAGAN
September 16, 2006
A DESPERATE boyfriend ripped his willy to bits when he tried to cure premature ejaculation by having sex with a HEDGEHOG. Zoran Nikolovic ? dubbed Mr Jiggywinkle ? claimed to be following the advice of a witch doctor when he injured himself on the animal?s pricks. The 35-year-old said he had not yet told his girlfriend about his spine romance and added: ?God knows what she will think of me. I don?t know whether she?s more likely to dump me for being some kind of pervert or for being such an idiot.? He explained: ?I was so ashamed to go to a normal clinic to discuss sexual problems that I was ready to try anything. When the voodoo man suggested having sex with a hedgehog I walked out. But he guaranteed me total discretion and 100 per cent success so I decided to try it.?
A hospital spokesman in Belgrade, Serbia, said: ?The animal was apparently unhurt. The patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have carried out similar operations before, but only on people who have been in accidents. No one here has ever come across anything like it, and I doubt any of us ever will again.?
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CROIKEY!
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Skylace
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| Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:45 pm Post subject: |
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| What a prick! |
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Skylace
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| Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:47 pm Post subject: Re: Man has sex with hedgehog |
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| faceless wrote: | | The patient came off much worse from the encounter. |
We'll maybe it will have worked then?  |
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IRiSHMaFIA
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| Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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For god sakes
That'll teach the prick to mess with someone elses prick(s)!
I really do need sleep  |
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eefanincan
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| Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Skylace wrote: | | What a prick! |
(good one Sky!)
Mr. Jiggywinkle? (that's just funny on it's own!)
This sounds just like the kind of call I get at work....... argh! I can't escape them! :grr:  |
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HandoGod
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| Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Skylace wrote: | | What a prick! |
Thought of that one too |
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Gasman59
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| Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:56 am Post subject: |
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Oh my Sweet Jesus God !!!  |
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Marcella-FL
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| Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:06 pm Post subject: |
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I'm too embarassed to talk to a "real" doctor but I'll bonk a hedge hog?
What an idiot! |
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maycm
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| Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:52 pm Post subject: |
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| I wonder if he someone 'spiked' his drink? |
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fritz
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| Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Who is this guy- skeeter peater needle dick the bug fu*ker? |
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IRiSHMaFIA
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| Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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| fritz wrote: | | Who is this guy- skeeter peater needle dick the bug fu*ker? |
Now who could of thought such rubbish could come out of such a handsome looking man!
Oh...and for those of you that don't know, his avatar is him and quite the chick magnet I might add 
Thanks for sharing that lovely bit of stuff with us Fritz  |
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eefanincan
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| Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:47 pm Post subject: |
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| IRiSHMaFIA wrote: | | Oh...and for those of you that don't know, his avatar is him and quite the chick magnet I might add |
Love the photo, Fritz! You're a handsome devil |
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Gasman59
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| Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:12 am Post subject: |
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| fritz wrote: | | Who is this guy- skeeter peater needle dick the bug fu*ker? |
ROTFLMAO !!! |
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